Thursday, September 11, 2008
Jon Stewart Sucks.
According to this, he is the reason that Matthews and I were R-E-A-S-S-I-G-N-E-D. You see, he mocked us. I for one did not appreciate the mockery. But of course, as you all know by now, the actual R-E-A-S-S-I-G-N-M-E-N-T was all my idea. Because Now I can say whatever the hell I want to about anyone, anytime--okay, technically, I was doing that anyway but now it's going to be off-the chain (Katy taught me that phrase. I'm hip aren't I? That's one more justification for keeping her around. It keeps me hip and happening and down-with-the-"in" lingo". Anyway, Jon Stewart mocked me. Prepare to meet your maker Stewart--it's ON!
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Better work on your comedy act, Keith. Maybe someday you'll have as much influence as Stewart.
When you become the butt of repeated jokes by the liberal-leaning comedians, perhaps it is time Keithy revamps or works on his act a bit more.
Jon Stewart is a thief! He walked off with one of my expensive Bruno Magli shoes up his butt and NEVER gave it back!
Jon Stewart is the biggest bigot in the USA!!!!
john stewart is a mindless nerd. he thinks his witty little ways at looking at things makes him right, but he is so wrong!!!!!
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