Everyone wants to be Keith Olbermann.

It's tiring being Keith Olbermann's Ego. You wanna know why? Because everyone is trying to steal the Ego's act trying to copy The Ego. Want evidence? Look at these photos for the proof. See what I mean? Everyone wants to be me. Even Howard Beale! What more proof do you have of The Ego's greatness? What? The picture was made in the early 70's? Who besides me and the old folks know that? That movie was made in the 70's, hell, my girlfriend (and all other dating targets) weren't even born until the late 1980's. They do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So The Ego is flattered that everyone is copying him. Because it's all about the Ego after all.