The Ego's Weekend

I'm sure you're wondering what Keith Olbermann's Ego was doing this weekend and The Ego is happy to tell you that he was at the Joe Torre Safe at Home annual benefit dinner where The Ego was one of THE featured celebrities in attendance. Sure Joe no longer coaches the Ego's much-beloved Yankees but the Ego is all about helping the ......what the hell is this charity for again? Anywho charity. The Ego is all about the charity. Why the Ego's favorite charity is one Miss Katy Tur who benefits greatly from the Ego's charity. I mean honestly---does she think she'd have those jobs if it weren't for The Ego's charity?

What? The Ego Gave Money to Charity for a Hoax?

Keith Olbermann's Ego is very, very displeased. Seems this "Mancow" person that claimed they were waterboarded really wasn't. But it comes from those stupid Gawker people and I've already discredited them anyway for writing the truth lies about me in the past. Just keep this on the down-low America, okay?

Charity? Who cares about Charity?

What the Ego really loves is PR.