Keith Olbermann has an Ivy League Degree

See? Right there it has Keith Olbermann's name on it and it says C-O-R-N-E-L-L.
And this is why Ann Coulter is a WPITW pick:

Ann Coulter can kiss Keith Olbermann's ass.So can Gawker.

Meanwhile, Rhodes Scholar Rachel Maddow did an hour of news and analysis and opinion and interviews on current events, politics, and foreign affairs.

Stick to your day jobs you non-Cornell Ivy League graduates. Being a smart-ass is Keith Olbermann's full-time profession.

Maher? Lay down the bong.

So Bill Maher says we've never met. Bill you really need to lay down the bong because it's starting to impair your memory. Not only have we met, I was on your show in 2000. And we talked about......yeah, you guessed it, both being Cornell grads. Seriously, how could anyone forget meeting the greatness that is Keith Olbermann? Has to be the drug haze surrounding Maher.