It's all about me.

Keith Olbermann's massive ego here. You know, an hour of tv time each weeknight is just not enough to tell you all about my favorite subject. Me. Me. Me. It's all about me. And that's the way America loves it. Haven't you seen my ratings? Young people love me! Bill O'Reilly? I'm killing him in the key demo of 25-54. Yeah, he's scared. He's really scared. And he should be. I have HALF the viewers he does and gaining rapidly (okay if you define rapidly as the last 5 years). Whatever. I'm loved. People watch me. They watch me every night! Me. Me. Me. All about me!