I'm Keith Olbermann's ego and I'm here to tell the internets just how wonderful I am. But you already knew that right?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
See, I told you I ran MSNBC.
And I just can't help myself when it comes to reminding everyone that I do. Rachel gets her own show and I get those Kossacks off my butt. They owe me one now and they better not forget it. And Rachel? That goes double for you.
And Dan Abrams? So-called former "General Manager" of MSNBC? That's what happens to people who think they're my boss.
Now let's all kick back and enjoy this very fine tune from my good friend, Patti Smith. Yes, it is indeed good to run MSNBC rule the world.
But she's a pioneering punk artist! She and I are buds because I mentioned her in my RS profile and RS is cool right? Wasn't I cool for going to see her with my 23-year old girlfriend? Sure she can't sing but she's hip, happening, with-it, just like me.
It always amazes me to see his faithful fans refer to him as being self-depricating. Are they fucking kidding me? He's got enough hot air to float down 5th Avenue as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day float.
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Tears For Fear should slap the shit out of that woman. She butchered that song.
That would be Tears For Fears.
I left the S out.hehe.
But she's a pioneering punk artist! She and I are buds because I mentioned her in my RS profile and RS is cool right? Wasn't I cool for going to see her with my 23-year old girlfriend? Sure she can't sing but she's hip, happening, with-it, just like me.
Is he moonlighting now as the MSNBC press spokesman? You're right, it's all about him.
It always amazes me to see his faithful fans refer to him as being self-depricating. Are they fucking kidding me? He's got enough hot air to float down 5th Avenue as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day float.
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