Wonkette Mocks Keith Olbermann's Dead Mother

Wonkette is despicable, mocking Keith Olbermann's Mother's death.

SOMEHOW THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE TO TRIG PALIN AS WELL: Question: Why did Keith Olbermann let Richard Wolffe keep appearing as a guest commentator on his show four months after it became apparent that Wolffe is a known greaseball whore who will take money from literally anyone? Answer: How dare you ask that question, which is an insult to Keith Olbermann’s dead mother

. The Ego is outraged! How dare they!

Gawker is an Idiot too.

The greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego would totally never use his mother's death to get himself out of hot water. No matter what Gawker says. How dare they attack a grieving son! And to suggest that The Ego use Google? Don't they understand that the Ego only uses Google to look up porn himself? See, they are idiots.

Keith Olbermann is Dead.

WTF? Keith Olbermann is Dead?

Before any of my multitude of fans commit suicide in a fit of overwhelming grief over Keith Olbermann's Ego's untimely demise, you can file this under BS. Keith Olbermann is NOT dead. I don't care WHAT Wikipedia had to say.


On the other hand? Keith Olbermann's Ego is proud and happy to be among those famous celebs who have not died this week despite the rumors which said they had. My fellow very famous celebs include Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Ellen Degeneres. See? Keith Olbermann is being mentioned in the same breath as A+ celebs--so who says there is a down side to this whole dead thing, other than, you know, the part about being dead. Publicity baby, can't get enough of it--ever.