Could Life Get Any Better for Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Spring Training is about to begin (and Katy Tur's Ego is over 3,000 miles away in Canada at the Vancouver Olympics). It just does not get any better than that. So life is good for Keith Olbermann's Ego but then again it's always good being the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Newsflash: Keith Olbermann IS Important

The poor print news types. Newspapers are drying up and dying and all they can do is hate on the successful media types like Keith Olbermann's Ego who pull down $7.5 mil a year. Haters. Take a look at this asshole who is calling Keith Olbermann "self-important".

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann was reportedly handing out autographed baseball cards of himself at a recent Yanks-Reds spring training game. Stats on the back identified the former ESPN anchor as a "lefty slugger." I'm not sure what I'm most surprised about - that he has his own cards, or that he has the guts to sign them and hand them out to fans with a straight face. I don't even carry business cards with me because I find them pretentious. And yet, in an odd way, I'm sort of envious of people who have that kind of swagger. Do you think you could pull that off?

No sir, you have it wrong. Keith Olbermann IS important. And no you couldn't pull it off because you don't have The Ego's Ego.