Keith Olbermann's Ego Doesn't Even Like football

so why would the Ego care that he's just been kicked to the end zone at Football Night in America?

What Keith Olbermann's Ego does in His spare time

I know you are all interested in what The Ego does in His spare time. And no, it's not just admire The Greatness that is Kieth Olbermann's Ego. The Ego also has to work, waht with this economy the way that it is and with The Girlfriend constantly snapping up new Marc Jacobs bags and other designer finery, The Ego has had to consider a third job. It's not enough that Keith Olbermann's Ego hosts a nightly show on MSNBC and serves as a NBC Football analyst. The Ego also has to do this:
Yes, that's right. The Ego sells baseball memorabilia in His spare time.