Keith Olbermann's Ego's Stunning Mystery Companion

The Ego loves the Post. No seriously. It's 100% true that Keith Olbermann's Ego love the NY Post when they talk about the Ego's latest hot babe like they did here.

Keith "Uberdork" Olbermann was showing off a new brunette girlfriend at Monday night's Yankees game. The bombastic MSNBC commentator was spotted by our spy "with his arm round the woman, who looked a lot younger than him, in her early 30s. He was taking pictures of them together on his cellphone and chatting to her throughout the game," causing some fans to speculate, "She must have been secretly wearing earplugs." Olbermann split with his much younger WNBC reporter girlfriend, Katy Tur,more than a year ago.

Okay so they could have dropped the "Uberdork" but come on would the Ego be banging these beautiful babes if he was truly a Uberdork? Anywho, the Ego loves the love and since this is the summer of love for the Ego, The Ego has dedided to dedicate this tune to his latest babe.

Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit's Tweets in the Library of Congress

It's no accident that a week after the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit began tweeting that the Library of Congress decided to being archiving every single tweet tweeted on Twitter (you try saying that three times fast). Now Keith Olbermann's Tweets will be perserved forevermore as evidence of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego (along with the Ego's well-known fascination with anything baseball, Yankees-related, and of course, hot young babes).

Egospeak deciphered

So the Ego has been "under the weather". As you know, it's "flu/allergy" season. For the slow amongst you, let Keith Olbermann's Ego put it into simple language you can understand: it's Baseball Season. There are two new baseball parks in NYC. The Ego lives in NYC. Do the math people.

What Keith Olbermann's Ego does in His spare time

I know you are all interested in what The Ego does in His spare time. And no, it's not just admire The Greatness that is Kieth Olbermann's Ego. The Ego also has to work, waht with this economy the way that it is and with The Girlfriend constantly snapping up new Marc Jacobs bags and other designer finery, The Ego has had to consider a third job. It's not enough that Keith Olbermann's Ego hosts a nightly show on MSNBC and serves as a NBC Football analyst. The Ego also has to do this:
Yes, that's right. The Ego sells baseball memorabilia in His spare time.