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Keith Olbermann's Ego needs Diversions

Sunday marked the one-year anniversary of Keith Olbermann's father's death. Here you can see The Ego Twit dispensing advice on how to move past the death of a loved one. Diversions. Yes. Diversions. Like these Twitter Friends of Keith Olbermann.



Now we're not saying that all of these lovely ladies are "dear friends" of the Ego's like Katy Tur but you can bet a lot of them would like to be. Luckily for them, Keith Olbermann's Ego loves nothing better than "diversions".

The Ladies Love Keith Olbemann's Ego

and the Ego loves himself them too. And that's why Keith Olbermann's alter-ego's ego (?) on Aaron Sorkin's new HBO series, modeled 100% after your very own Ego will be a ladies man and then some. Isn't that right Erin?

The Daily got its hands on the still-untitled script, which Sorkin researched by spending time with Olbermann before the newsman ditched MSNBC for Current; here, the Olbermann stand-in is named "Will McAllister," and he's a network-taunting liberal who likes the ladies. In fact, the show opens with McAllister returning from a sexy St. Lucia vacation with ESPN's Erin Andrews, only to find — in a twist that will surprise no one who has watched an Aaron Sorkin show before — that his show's new executive producer is his former love Mackensie McHale.

According to the Daily, in the pilot episode we learn that Keith Olbermann Will McAllister has alot of hate-filled email and a reputation of being difficult to work with, even asking, "Are you telling me that Bin Laden is easier to work with than me?" Sounds like the Ego we all know and love right ladies?

Keith Olbermann's Summer of Love Continues--Keith's New Lady Friend

Photo Taken August 30, 2010

Look at this babe. Yeah, Keith Olbermann's Ego loves the babes. And the babes love Keith Olbermann's moneyhim. And who wouldn't love the hunk of burning love that is Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Keith Olbermann's Ego's Stunning Mystery Companion

The Ego loves the Post. No seriously. It's 100% true that Keith Olbermann's Ego love the NY Post when they talk about the Ego's latest hot babe like they did here.

Keith "Uberdork" Olbermann was showing off a new brunette girlfriend at Monday night's Yankees game. The bombastic MSNBC commentator was spotted by our spy "with his arm round the woman, who looked a lot younger than him, in her early 30s. He was taking pictures of them together on his cellphone and chatting to her throughout the game," causing some fans to speculate, "She must have been secretly wearing earplugs." Olbermann split with his much younger WNBC reporter girlfriend, Katy Tur,more than a year ago.

Okay so they could have dropped the "Uberdork" but come on would the Ego be banging these beautiful babes if he was truly a Uberdork? Anywho, the Ego loves the love and since this is the summer of love for the Ego, The Ego has dedided to dedicate this tune to his latest babe.

For all the many women who love Keith Olbermann

especially those that Keith Olbermann's Ego might also love (or you know, whatever) in the past/present/future. Yeah, I'm talking to you Katy, and you Donna, and you Misha, Kellie, Janx, and my favorite black kitty-kat, Jean, Shannyn, Cynthia, and Rachel (No, not that Rachel). And any other woman with a spectacular rack whose name begins with A-Z that the Ego might have overlooked and will friend in the future. Let the games begin. Today is Opening Day at Yankee Stadium. And there is nothing the Ego loves more than ball season, (which if you're the Ego is every season if you catch my drift). Let the Games begin! The Ego is a free man once again and what he loves most of all is his freedom. And you know, hot chicks.

And yes, even you, Martha Stewart. You look pretty good still for a super old broad.

What's the point really?

Over the weekend Keith Olbermann's Ego has been doing a lot of thinking. In fact, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego is thinking of giving up this blog.

Really, what's the point when Keith Olbermann's real Ego is on full display for the World to see over on Twitter?

The real Ego seems to be having a grand old time. And why wouldn't The Ego be happy? Look at all that fawning by fan girls (including the old, ugly ones), political nerds, fellow celebs, and other devotees and admirers. And by now, you all know that there's nothing that the Ego loves more than fawning. Lots and Lots of fawning. The more, the better. Particularly when they are from attractive, young, and willing females. Why The Ego even likes attention from his exes.

So this Ego is really pondering the need to continue on with this Blog in light of the real Keith Olbermann's Ego's newfound embrace of all things Twitter and of course Ego. And hot chicks. Lots of hot chicks.

This blog belongs to Keith Olbermann's Ego

and not Katy Tur's dammit. So why are you people looking up information about Katy Tur's Ego and not Keith Olbermann's Ego? My good friend Flowergirl over at this website recommended a while back that I get a stat counter for this blog. Let me tell you, it was love at first site for Keith Olbermann's Ego because there's nothing the Ego loves more than checking out who is checking The Ego out. But lately the Ego has noticed that more people are landing at this website while looking for info on Katy Tur than they are on The Ego. This hurts the Ego deeply.

Key search terms over the last week have included Katy Tur, Katy Tur breakup, Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur breaking up, Did Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur break up, Keith Olbermann girlfriend breakup, Katy Tur Weather Channel, Katy Tur + Keith Olbermann + broken up, Who is Keith Olbermann dating in 2010, Katy Tur Anchorwoman, Katy Tur girlfriend, Keith Olbermann girlfriend, Tur, Olbermann break-up, and my personal favorite, lou dobbs is fat. Okay that last one had nothing to do with the Ego but neither do all of these damned searches about Katy Tur!

Who cares about Katy Tur? Certainly not Keith Olbermann's Ego anymore. Sure once upon a time The Ego dedicated one of his books to her, even revealed that she called him "Bear" (it sounded a lot classier than Sugar Daddy the Ego realizes now). But that was then. This is now and the Ego is a single man once again. Let Katy Tur's Ego get her own damn blog and she can update all of you on her status. But this blog belongs to me, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. And this blog has absolutely nothing to do with Katy Tur (not any more); it is all about me me me, Keith Olbermann's Ego, as it should be.


(And confidentially to those Olbermann Ego fans in Toledo, Ohio, Lancaster, Pennsylvania and some town in Texas the Ego has never heard of: Do you people have lives? I mean 30 plus visits in 24 hours is a little obsessive don't you think? Ha ha. Just kidding. The Ego loves that you're so obsessed with the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Keep it up. Hell, make this your homepage if you want: The Ego enjoys people who are as obsessed with Keith Olbermann as Keith Olbermann's Ego is obsessed with its own greatness).

Katy Tur's Ego is Looking For Love

Yep that's right bitches. The greatness that is Katy Tur's Ego is up and out of here. Check it: http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/best-airport-to-find-a-mate-16151?from=search_siteresults<1>. You didn't really expect Katy's Ego to stick around after Keith's Ego hooked her up with not one, but two sweet jobs did you? And stay with him and help him nurse his dying father? What do I look like? Wait, don't answer that. Where was I? Oh yeah, freedom. Sweet freedom. Now Katy Tur's Ego is out on her own and looking for another sugar daddy love. Or whatever. Sure I'll miss those sweet seats at Yankee Stadium but living with Keith Olbermann's Ego? Hell to the no. Katy's Ego doesn't have to do *that* ever again (and by that, I mean Keith's Ego--ha ha). And guys? If you're broke-ass just out of college, you need not apply. I'm looking for rich and influential. Isn't that what love is all about?

Thanks Bunny for the tip.

Witness the greatness that is Katy Tur's Ego

It's Katy Tur's Ego Live and in color straight from Vancounver and the 2010 Winter Olympics. It's just a matter of time before I take over MSNBC bitches! And you know what anchor chair is calling my name? That 8pm time slot. So for now just enjoy this video and imagine how great an entire hour would be with Katy Tur's ego.

CONFIRMED! Katy Tur has a Job at WNBC

You read it here first at Olbermann's Ego: Katy Tur is now working for WNBC, as confirmed by New York Magazine.

And 25-year-old Weather Channel reporter Katy Tur is rising up the NBC Universal ranks, now freelancing for WNBC/Channel 4. But we're sure it has nothing to do with her boyfriend being MSNBC's Keith Olbermann.

And uh, the NY Post.

KATY Tur's star keeps rising at NBC Universal, causing some media watchers to ask whether her fatherly boyfriend, MSNBC blabbermouth Keith Olbermann, 50, could be boosting the news cutie's ascension. Tur, 25, who was hired earlier this year by the NBC-owned Weather Channel to chase storms, has started freelancing as a WNBC/Ch. 4 reporter. An MSNBC rep insisted, "Keith has not spoken to anyone about a job at WNBC since 1980. He is delighted that Katy is also working for the Weather Channel." A WNBC flack called Tur "an experienced reporter."

Ann Coulter Lies

Ann Coulter lies. Habitually. So where she says this about Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Soon we'll only hear about Keith when his creepy e-mails using his mother's death to hit on chicks start making the rounds again. (Tip to Keith: When a girl refuses to give you her phone number, her assistant's phone number or her personal e-mail address, and only gives you her assistant's e-mail address, you're not halfway in the sack.)

Lies. I mean Keith Olbermann's Ego has the twenty-something hotness that is Katy Tur at home. Why on earth would he want to stray from that? And besides. Keith Olbermann enjoys quite the reputation as a ladies' man. And no woman in her right mind would refuse an offer from the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. See, lies.

(Hat tip to Marinara Marcia because The Ego would never ever stoop to read anything at Ann Coulter's website. You know, unless it was about Keith Olbermann).

What? You expect The Ego to post during Spring Training?

Keith Olbermann's Ego is busy with very important matters dammit. Spring Training, need The Ego say more?

Except the Ego does want to do a shout-out to Meghan McCain for bitch-slapping Ann Coulter. Couldn't happen to a nicer person. Note to Self: This Meghan McCain is kinda hot. Sure she's a little on the plus-size but with exercise and diet I'm sure she can take that weight off for Keith Olbermann's Ego. And she was whining last week she can't get any. Sure she and Katy are the same age but Meghan looks younger. And Katy is getting to be very boring. And Meghan is loaded. It would be very nice to not have to support the arm-candy: more money left over to spend on baseball cards. Plus there would be a private jet to fly down to spring-training in. She's kinda easy on the eye. There is that icky mother though-she looks like the crypt-keeper with hair extensions. And her father is a Republican. The fan base would never be down with me hitting a GOPer twenty-something. On the other hand, they might like the idea of the Ego screwing a Republican instead of a Republican screwing over a liberal for a change. And she's a Republican chick. Everyone knows how kinky those wacky Republicans are. And Meghan has said she likes the "bad boys". What would be badder than bedding down with the fabulousness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego? Hee hee hee. And she'd benefit out this situation too: she'd be able to really piss off her parents by taking up with The Ego. You know this could work out very well for everyone. Note to self: Make one of those over-paid staffers of mine hunt this chick down and book her for Countdown the instant I make my triumphant return (you know, after Spring Training--priorities don't you know). We can Coulter-bash together and see where this might lead.

Keith Olbermann and a 17-year old?

Keith Olbermann's Ego would never touch a 17-year old. But 18? 18's legal in all 50 states right?

But Katy Tur was actually 23 when Keith Olbermann's Nymphet-Loving Ego moved her into the "Love Shack" so it's all legal got it?

Keith Olbermann would never do coke

Keith Olbermann's Ego would never do a line of coke off of a baby's head. But The Ego will add these idiots at Red Eye are my List. Who watches these idiots anyway? The show comes on at like 4 am in the morning. Who's awake at that hour anyway except me and my crazy legs?

Sorry that this vid came from the creeps at Olbermannwatch but it was the only one The Ego could find at Youttube.

Keith Olbermann's got Women Problems

At least according to Aaron Barnhart.

Keith Olbermann has signed a new contract with MSNBC . . . .and apparently there is a. . clause in there that calls for KO to improve his relationship with female viewers, now that Rachel Maddow is proving to be as big a draw some nights as "Countdown" is. Or at least, that's my pop explanation for KO's appearance today on "The View."

Women trouble? Keith Olbermann has problems with women? Keith Olbermann has never, ever had a problem with women. Please, who put Rachel Maddow on the air to begin with? No, not Tucker Carlson you dumbass, it was the genius of Keith Olbermann that first put Rachel on the air (and don't ever mention Tucker Carlson to me again, got it?). But Aaron insists that was the real reason The Ego went on Martha Stewart's show too.

it appears MSNBC and its number one talent, Keith Olbermann, have decided he has a woman problem. Appearing on "The View" was just the start -- this week, he made a triple-chocolate pumpkin pie with Martha Stewart. Next week, I understand Carson Kressley is going to show him just how beautiful he looks in the buff!

Keith Olbermann's Ego would never appear in the buff anywhere near Carson Kressley although that would kill two birds with one stone so to speak, increasing The Ego's demos with both women and the gays. Hmmmm. (Note to self: Suggest this idea to MSNBC PR department if they can stop booking Rachel Maddow interviews long enough to pay attention to THE real talent on MSKONBC).

Tellingly, KO has used segments of "Countdown" to play back highlights of both appearances, and while KO contributes the requisite amount of eye-rolling at what a dork he is on these programs, even this gesture serves to underscore the larger point: KO is strong enough to be a man even on a show that's made for a woman.

How dare Barnhart suggest that the genius and great talent that is Keith Olbermann's Ego would ever pander to a particular audience to increase his ratings!

And because "The View" and "Martha Stewart Living" are aimed at women (certainly much more than "Countdown" is aimed at men), they're a great way to pick up chicks.

Bingo! The Girlfriend is beginning to age out of The Ego's dating demo (18-25). Got to look for new blood to replace the old after all and what better place to throw out the proverbial net than tv? After all, it's worked for Keith Olbermann's Ego thus far.