What's next for Keith Olbermann?

What's next for The Ego's louder, more obnoxious, and much more needier alter-ego after this? Snaps of his latest bowel movement perhaps? Good God man, have some type of restraint and dignity.

What's the point really?

Over the weekend Keith Olbermann's Ego has been doing a lot of thinking. In fact, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego is thinking of giving up this blog.

Really, what's the point when Keith Olbermann's real Ego is on full display for the World to see over on Twitter?

The real Ego seems to be having a grand old time. And why wouldn't The Ego be happy? Look at all that fawning by fan girls (including the old, ugly ones), political nerds, fellow celebs, and other devotees and admirers. And by now, you all know that there's nothing that the Ego loves more than fawning. Lots and Lots of fawning. The more, the better. Particularly when they are from attractive, young, and willing females. Why The Ego even likes attention from his exes.

So this Ego is really pondering the need to continue on with this Blog in light of the real Keith Olbermann's Ego's newfound embrace of all things Twitter and of course Ego. And hot chicks. Lots of hot chicks.

You May Now Tweet Keith Olbermann

Dear fan girls and potential stalkers. Keith Olbermann's Ego now has a Twitter page. Please feel free to direct message the Ego if you're under the age of 25, very attractive, and ready to rock the Ego's world. Those interested in using The Ego to advance their own career need not bother. And no neo-cons either. Unless, you know, you're really hot and of course, under 25.

Add People Magazine to the list.

The enemies list that is. How the hell did Rachel Maddow and her frumpy girlfriend get a piece in People magazine? Why didn't they want to do an article on The Ego instead? Keith Olbermann's Ego after all gets better ratings that Maddow. And who owns MSNBC I ask you? And The Ego has had a super-skinny, much younger girlfriend than Rachel managed to snag. Obviously People Magazine does not get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

This blog belongs to Keith Olbermann's Ego

and not Katy Tur's dammit. So why are you people looking up information about Katy Tur's Ego and not Keith Olbermann's Ego? My good friend Flowergirl over at this website recommended a while back that I get a stat counter for this blog. Let me tell you, it was love at first site for Keith Olbermann's Ego because there's nothing the Ego loves more than checking out who is checking The Ego out. But lately the Ego has noticed that more people are landing at this website while looking for info on Katy Tur than they are on The Ego. This hurts the Ego deeply.

Key search terms over the last week have included Katy Tur, Katy Tur breakup, Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur breaking up, Did Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur break up, Keith Olbermann girlfriend breakup, Katy Tur Weather Channel, Katy Tur + Keith Olbermann + broken up, Who is Keith Olbermann dating in 2010, Katy Tur Anchorwoman, Katy Tur girlfriend, Keith Olbermann girlfriend, Tur, Olbermann break-up, and my personal favorite, lou dobbs is fat. Okay that last one had nothing to do with the Ego but neither do all of these damned searches about Katy Tur!

Who cares about Katy Tur? Certainly not Keith Olbermann's Ego anymore. Sure once upon a time The Ego dedicated one of his books to her, even revealed that she called him "Bear" (it sounded a lot classier than Sugar Daddy the Ego realizes now). But that was then. This is now and the Ego is a single man once again. Let Katy Tur's Ego get her own damn blog and she can update all of you on her status. But this blog belongs to me, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. And this blog has absolutely nothing to do with Katy Tur (not any more); it is all about me me me, Keith Olbermann's Ego, as it should be.


(And confidentially to those Olbermann Ego fans in Toledo, Ohio, Lancaster, Pennsylvania and some town in Texas the Ego has never heard of: Do you people have lives? I mean 30 plus visits in 24 hours is a little obsessive don't you think? Ha ha. Just kidding. The Ego loves that you're so obsessed with the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Keep it up. Hell, make this your homepage if you want: The Ego enjoys people who are as obsessed with Keith Olbermann as Keith Olbermann's Ego is obsessed with its own greatness).

Keith Olbermann's Ego returns

No, really. Keith Olbermann's Ego is really back on air and this time it's for the entire week (minus Good Friday, Passover, and any other holiday the Ego can claim). Watch people. The Ego needs the ratings. And the love. The Ego needs to know you still love him. And there's no better way to do that than to invite over your friends and family to watch the show with you tonight.

But only for one night

What? You expected Keith Olbermann's Ego to stick around for an entire week of shows? The Ego will be back if and when the Ego feels the time is right. Right now, the time is not right. But watch Larry what's his name until the Ego returns.