Showing posts with label Enemies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Enemies. Show all posts

Monday, July 19, 2010

Keith Olbermann's Ego, EPs, Blind Items, and Blogs.

So about a month ago, this idiot at Inside Cable News decides he'll run a not-so-blind item.
Which cable news show may be showing signs of internal trouble? Rumors are flying that the show’s EP has “had it” and another key staffer is leaving the program…
The Ego would like to point out that the denizens of said blog mostly guessed Beck.

But today the little bitch reveals on twitter that it was the Ego he was referring to all along and hints broadly that there is a real story there if one wishes to dig deep enough. Attn: Mr. ICN: it's 2010--no one does investigative journalism anymore, it's dead, dead, dead and if it's such a good story why don't you break it your own damn self? Oh and here's what the SOB is citing as "proof" that blind item was about the Ego. So the Ego's EP, Izzy Povich is leaving. Like the Ego cares?

And of course Dan Abrams and his shitty little site are there to blame the Ego too.

Remember Keith Olbermann Fans: These bitches are all just jealous of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. They aren't Kings of Broadcast Journalism like Keith Olbermann, they are a bunch of mice who run blogs. Jealous, bitter, little mice. Never, ever believe anything that these idiots have to say about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego--unless of course it happens to be true. And if it's true and flattering, believe away but if it's true and not-so-flattering, it's always lies-got it? Good. Nothing to see here, move on people; the Ego has.

Oh and that crap on TVNewser about more than one person leaving the Ego's show because of the Ego? Lies, all lies. Except you know, the parts that are true.

And no, this had nothing to do with the Ego's two-week vacation (and even if it did, the Ego would never, ever admit it). Remember people, there is a reason all three of those websites are on the Ego's enemies list.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Keith Olbermann vs. Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson. Seriously? Seriously? Listen you little bow-tie wearing bitch, Keith Olbermann's Ego will end up owning you and yes, Keitholbermann.com.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Keith Olbermann's Ego has feelings too: Why Keith Olbermann's Ego has Abandoned Daily Kos


Which is why Keith Olbermann's Ego has denounced Daily Kos and left it in protest after a mean commenter made him cry made him angry. Of course Gawker is having a field day with this. Now the Ego demands that all Keith Olbermann fans immediately leave Daily Kos in protest (btw, the Ego loves the mash notes supporters are leaving on DK begging him to return).

Update 6/22/10: Of course, the Ego reserves the right to change his mind.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Add People Magazine to the list.

The enemies list that is. How the hell did Rachel Maddow and her frumpy girlfriend get a piece in People magazine? Why didn't they want to do an article on The Ego instead? Keith Olbermann's Ego after all gets better ratings that Maddow. And who owns MSNBC I ask you? And The Ego has had a super-skinny, much younger girlfriend than Rachel managed to snag. Obviously People Magazine does not get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The LA Times is now on Keith Olbermann's Hate List

Because they tell horrible lies about the supposed demise of Countdown with Keith Olbermann. And what's up with the pic of O'Reilly? See how stupid they are? They don't even run a picture of Keith Olbermann's Ego! (And for the record, the LA Times was already on the Ego's enemies list because of their continuous disses against the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego: they are obviously on the GOP/Fox payroll).

Friday, January 22, 2010

Jon Stewart is Dead to Keith Olbermann's Ego

Keith Olbermann's Ego is sad to inform you that Jon Stewart and the Daily Show are now official enemies of Keith Olbermann's Ego. Why you ask? Because of this. Sir, how dare you mock the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego? Minions you know what to do: boycott The Daily Show immediately. Also, please inform Mr. Stewart that you do not appreciate his unwarranted attacks on The Ego. That is all.

Or not. As you can see, Keith Olbermann decided to make a statement to TVNewser. Note the sly slam at Stewart who simply does not compare to the statue of Academy Award Winning Actor (and screenwriter), Ben Affleck's impersonation of The Ego.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Gawker remains on Keith Olbermann's Ego's Hit List

and by Hit List the Ego is not referring to the top 40 but to those that the Ego has banished and/or exiled due to their failure to get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Although the Ego has to credit Gawker for one thing: name-checking the Ego in their latest attack on moi.
It doesn't help Olbermann's case that he does in fact, have a hugely overgrown ego, regularly put on display.
But why do they say it like it's a bad thing? You can't stop Keith Olbermann's Ego, you can't even hope to contain it and that is as it should be.