David Letterman, Rachel Maddow and Gawker

The Ego hereby takes an oath to tell Letterman, Maddow, and Gawker to kiss Keith Olbermann's Ego's ass. How dare they mock the size of The Ego's enormous head? Don't they know that it takes a big head to hold a massive intellect? And then there has to be room for The Ego too. This is in fact why Keith has had a weight gain recently. You have to have a lot of room to contain all the greatness and grandeur that is Keith Olbermann.

Keith Olbermann's Ego Hates Jon Stewart.

Why does Keith Olbermann's Ego hate Jon Stewart? Because Jon Stewart doesn't love The Ego. So stop asking Keith Olbermann why he won't cover the whole Jon Stewart-Jim Cramer fight on The Daily Show. Why should The Ego give free publicity to someone who doesn't like love Keith Olbermann?

No One Tells Keith Olbermann what to Report

No one. Got it? Not NBC, not GE, not anyone. Keith Olbermann's Ego simply did not feel that the face-off between CNBC's Jim Cramer and Comedy Central's Jon Stewart was worthy of The Ego's time. The Ego had more important things to talk about. And Keith Olbermann's Ego is immensely hurt that people are daring to criticize him for failing to utter Stewart or Cramer's name on Friday's night show. STFU. What do you expect from The Ego? Look I'm here to go after Rush and Bill-O and all things GOP, not bite the hand that feeds The Ego. What do you think I am? Stupid? Everyone knows I have an Ivy League degree and couldn't possibly be stupid. At least not stupid enough to add insult to injury to my GE bosses when it comes to calling out a corporate cousin. But remember, if I wanted to talk about I could. I just don't want to. And if none of those excuses explanations work for you, try the several that are offered here instead. See, The Ego does not care what others think about him and what he does or does not talk about on the air.