The Ego agrees with Bill O'Reilly!

And vice versa. All thanks to David Letterman. Isn't America great?

Keith Olbermann's Ego has some advice for David Letterman

Keith Olbermann's Ego would like to offer up some advice for my buddy, David Letterman. Dude, next time don't sleep with your staffers. Do as the Ego does and sleep with fans instead. Avoids all those nasty sexual harassment issues.

David Letterman vs. Sarah Palin

Hey Dave--Keith Olbermann's Ego has your back on this whole Palin mess. Boycot you? Never. Let's just imagine for a moment what a Palin vice-presidency would have been like shall we?

David Letterman, Rachel Maddow and Gawker

The Ego hereby takes an oath to tell Letterman, Maddow, and Gawker to kiss Keith Olbermann's Ego's ass. How dare they mock the size of The Ego's enormous head? Don't they know that it takes a big head to hold a massive intellect? And then there has to be room for The Ego too. This is in fact why Keith has had a weight gain recently. You have to have a lot of room to contain all the greatness and grandeur that is Keith Olbermann.

David Letterman?

So on my list. Apparently he had this to say last week about me. Or more accurately, my big giant head. Seriously, this is what he said about me. That I have a big giant head. Don't believe me? Read this.

In announcing the tenative return of McCain to the show, Letterman reminded viewers that he had been reduced to booking "that guy with the giant head," Keith Olbermann, as a last-minute replacement.

But does Dave ask WHY I have a giant head? To contain my giant ego, duh.

Reasons why Conan O'Brien sucks.

Because he mocks the greatness that is Keith Olbermann and MSKONBC. David Letterman? David Letterman is the best late night talk show in the history of the medium. Why? Because he recognizes the genius that is Keith Olbermann's ego.