Glenn Beck or Dan Abrams?

Keith Olbermann's Ego cannot decide which one he hates more. Of course longtime defenders of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego will know that Dan Abrams is a sworn enemy of the Ego and created a website just to discredit Keith Olbermann's Ego (wait, no that was Tucker Carlson). Whatever. Abrams and his crew of cretins have struck again, dissing the greatness that is the Ego and his brilliantly funny comedic spoof on Glenn Beck's Fox Fan Rally.

This is just uncomfortable and embarrassing and in the future Keith Olbermann should avoid trying to do Glenn Beck. Oof. In one of those instances where you wonder how come a producer didn’t step in and say this is really not a good idea, last night Olbermann played the voice of God (I think) in a skit that awkwardly depicted him playing the “voice Beck is hearing” from a “secret backstage” area in some sort of weird upper class accent

Obviously they are not fans of Family Guy (which of course gets the greatness that is the Ego and have wisely used the Ego's talents in the past to "voice" a character).

You know what would have been slightly less awkward and uncomfortable to watch? Keith Olbermann eating a big bowl of sour grapes while crying into his baby blanket. At least it would have been honest.

Oh yeah? Keith Olbermann's Ego will tell you what's honest and true: Dan Abrams and Mediaite suck great big giant bowls of sour grapes because they are insanely jealous of the huge, huge talent that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Both Tucker Carlson and Dan Abrams were fired from MSNBC. They blame the Ego for their dismissal and cannot be trusted or believed. Consider the source my friends, consider the source.

Naked Keith Olbermann--You Know You Want It

The Ego does not think that this is the most flattering representation of himself (or anyone else for that matter) but if you want to purchase this alleged work of art, it's up for bids on Ebay.

The Christian Science Monitor doesn't like Glenn Beck either

See?

Now, Glenn Beck is an art critic. Last night on Fox News, Beck launched a lengthy and rambling investigation of the “communist” art splayed across the face of Rockefeller Center in New York City. (Video below.) In short order, he went on to accuse John D. Rockefeller, whose family developed the plaza, of supporting communism and fascism. (Apparently one can believe in both at once.)

Absolutely not, says Christopher Knight, an art critic (a real one) for the Los Angeles Times. Beck was as “nutty as usual,” Knight wrote: He pointed to a portrait of Lenin in Mexican master Diego Rivera’s destroyed Rockefeller lobby mural, “Man at the Crossroads,” but forgot to mention that old John D. had the mural removed because of it. (Facts are stubborn things — even more stubborn than demagoguery.) With comedy stylings like that, Beck is turning out to be the Harold Harby of our day. Who was Harold Harby? A Los Angeles city councilman in the early 1950s, Harby took up propaganda-arms with a paranoid group of right-wing loonies called the Society for Sanity in Art. They made it their patriotic duty to search out Communist symbols they just knew were hidden in that weird, postwar abstract art.

And people think Keith Olbermann is crazy?

I present to you Exhibit A: or as I and Gawker like to call him: a fear-mongering whore.