Keith Olbermann's Ego has Left Twitter! Sorta Kinda Maybe--Not.

Yes, the Ego-Twit is up and out of there. Except you know, for the post he made 16 hours after he announced he was leaving. So leaving equals overnight. Apparently there was fan-drama involving spelling/grammar usage, a fan who organized some sort of Mom boycott, and a 12-year old boy. The Ego really doesn't have time to dive into the particulars. I'm sure however that the minions will be more than happy to fill in the details, it's their job after all to hang on the Ego Twit's every tweet, as it should be.

Thanks to Greyfawn for the tip.

A Public Service Announcement for Keith Olbermann Fans

As a public service announcement, Keith Olbermann's Ego sends this out to his crazy, cat-loving fans. Yeah, the Ego knows your out there. You and all 97 of your crazy cats. Let this serve as a warning to you all. Also, a reminder that Keith Olbermann's Ego is very allergic to cats. And dogs. But that doesn't mean he still doesn't love pussy...cats.

And people think Keith Olbermann is crazy?

I present to you Exhibit A: or as I and Gawker like to call him: a fear-mongering whore.

You might be obsessed with Keith Olbermann's Ego.......

How to tell you might be obsessed with Keith Olbermann:

1. You regularly watch Yankees Games AND:

a) You watch the Yankees Games in hopes that you might catch a glimpse of The Ego living large in the Legends seating area
b) You know exactly where his seats are at
c) You record all the games and watch them back in slow mo just to make sure you didn't miss a glimpse of Keith
d) You had absolutely zero interest in baseball before you became a KO fan
e) You're now a regular poster at the Baseball Nerd and can recite league standings and bullshit hold forth on inside baseball topics that would bore even Keith Olbermann

2. You watch Countdown every night AND

a) You watch both the first air of Countdown and the replay
b) You record every episode of Countdown
c) You watch them back the next day even if you saw both eps the night before
d) You pleasure yourself while watching the show

3. You know Keith Olbermann lives in NYC AND

a) You know the building name and address
b) You know the apartment #
c) You know the purchase price
d) You downloaded photos of the place and a copy of the floorplan from the realtor's webpage
d) You downloaded PDF copies of info about his apartment(s) from the NYC property database
e) You can also recite his last three addresses--by heart

But you might actually BE Keith Olbermann if you troll the internet night and day looking for mention of your name

Why does everyone say "Narcissistic" like it's a bad thing?

Keith Olbermann's Ego is very unhappy that these psychiatrists and psychologists and wanna-be media "personalities" see being a narcissist like it's a bad thing. The Ego will not be taking this test but if the Ego did, he's sure he'd score at the top of the scale because as everyone knows, Keith Olbermann's Ego is a genius.

Guns don't kill people

Crazy right-wing lunatics with guns kill people.

Herman Munster?

Jon Stewart no longer amuses Keith Olbermann's Ego. And it's obvious that he's not only painfully unfunny, he's also in some dire need of glasses. Why? Because he compared Rachel Maddow to "Marilyn" on the Munsters. You know, the pretty blonde? My point exactly. Anyway, JS went on to say this:

Using "The Munsters" as an analogy, he said: "Here's what I think when I watch MSNBC — you're Marilyn. But everyone else over there is fucking nuts. Now I'm not going to tell you who Herman Munster is, but I will tell you I believe Chris Matthews is the dragon who lives under the stairs."

The Ego is going to pretend he does not resemble that remark in any way, shape, or form and believes instead that Stewart must have been implying that Joe Scarborough is the Herman in our group (even though The Ego is the one with the freakishly huge forehead and is known to be a tall and yes, somewhat clumsy).

Damn right I want a security force around me

I'm heading into enemy territory. And I'm not just talking about the NBC/MSNBC employees lounge. (Those idiots hate me. I hate them though so I guess we're kinda even). Where was I? Oh yeah, security. I need security. Lotsof security. O'Reilly has his own security force why can't I have my own security team? Do you think I actually want to go to the RNC convention? I'll be about as welcome there as a Hummer at a Greenpeace rally.