The Ego's Weekend

I'm sure you're wondering what Keith Olbermann's Ego was doing this weekend and The Ego is happy to tell you that he was at the Joe Torre Safe at Home annual benefit dinner where The Ego was one of THE featured celebrities in attendance. Sure Joe no longer coaches the Ego's much-beloved Yankees but the Ego is all about helping the ......what the hell is this charity for again? Anywho charity. The Ego is all about the charity. Why the Ego's favorite charity is one Miss Katy Tur who benefits greatly from the Ego's charity. I mean honestly---does she think she'd have those jobs if it weren't for The Ego's charity?

Gawker remains on Keith Olbermann's Ego's Hit List

and by Hit List the Ego is not referring to the top 40 but to those that the Ego has banished and/or exiled due to their failure to get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Although the Ego has to credit Gawker for one thing: name-checking the Ego in their latest attack on moi.

It doesn't help Olbermann's case that he does in fact, have a hugely overgrown ego, regularly put on display.

But why do they say it like it's a bad thing? You can't stop Keith Olbermann's Ego, you can't even hope to contain it and that is as it should be.

Do you know who Mike Murphy is?

Keith Olbermann's Ego will tell you exactly who Mike Murphy is: a guy who used to have a job providing GOP propaganda on MSNBC. But no more and never again. The Ego has spoken.

Keith Olbermann's Ego Presents the Many Talents of Katy Tur

Keith Olbermann's Ego would now like to present to you a photo montage of the many talents of Katy Tur. Too bad she's rapidly aging what with another birthday and all. The Ego of course likes his women to be between the ages of 18-24.

Happy (Belated) Birthday to Katy Tur's Ego!

So Katy Tur's birthday was last week and it simply slipped The Ego's mind. But you will have to excuse Keith Olbermann's Ego (and that's an order, not a request). The Ego was really, really busy, what with advising the President of the Free World, watching the Yankees go to the World Series working on both Countdown and Football Night in America. How could the Ego be expected to remember that Katy Tur's Ego was having (yet another) birthday. About that Katy: as you know, The Ego likes younger women (just so long as they are legal). And Katy, sadly, is aging. Can you really blame The Ego for wanting to forget she was getting yet another year older? The Ego on the other hand is timeless, like fine merlot.

Katy Tur Lawbreaker?

So The Ego got a tip recently from someone who said that Katy Tur violated a NY state law when applying for her Voter's registration card. Seems she didn't use the Trump Palace addy where she kicks back in style with Keith Olbermann and the NY state law explicitly states that you must use the address where you currently reside, not the address of a Mail Boxes, Etc. as Tur did on her voter's reg app. The source also informed me that this is the same address that The Ego used as a mailing address on a legal document when buying another property at Trump Palace earlier this year (no word on whether that was illegal or not). For those who care documentation can be found here.

Keith Olbermann's Ego is a Saint

Yeah, that's right haters out there. Keith Olbermann's Ego is not just one hell of a guy, he's also a saint. Don't believe The Ego? Then just look at this. See how eager The Ego was to let everyone know he's personally raised (in the sense that he got other people to dole out their $$$) towards helping people without health-care.