Keith Olbermann's Ego is Back

In the house, on the air, tonight 8pm central/5pm on the left coast. Be there people--it's time for another very special comment. Yep, on Health Care. And yes, plugged on Daily Kos too.

Katy Tur's Ego is Looking For Love

Yep that's right bitches. The greatness that is Katy Tur's Ego is up and out of here. Check it: http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/best-airport-to-find-a-mate-16151?from=search_siteresults<1>. You didn't really expect Katy's Ego to stick around after Keith's Ego hooked her up with not one, but two sweet jobs did you? And stay with him and help him nurse his dying father? What do I look like? Wait, don't answer that. Where was I? Oh yeah, freedom. Sweet freedom. Now Katy Tur's Ego is out on her own and looking for another sugar daddy love. Or whatever. Sure I'll miss those sweet seats at Yankee Stadium but living with Keith Olbermann's Ego? Hell to the no. Katy's Ego doesn't have to do *that* ever again (and by that, I mean Keith's Ego--ha ha). And guys? If you're broke-ass just out of college, you need not apply. I'm looking for rich and influential. Isn't that what love is all about?

Thanks Bunny for the tip.

RIP Theodore Olbermann

Sincerest condolesences to the Olbermann family at this difficult time.

It's called Strategy people.

So how does Keith Olbermann's Ego keep his name at the forefront and garner press while taking a vacation time-off to be with his baseball column and Ebay ill-father. Easy people: start a media feud with a semi-famous sports writer. Unconventional, yes, normally The Ego likes to strike up and bat at a bigger media target, your Bill O'Reillys, Rupert Murdochs, etc. etc. But baseball season is coming up and it's time once again for the Ego to solidify his bonafides as The Sports Authority. So the Ego takes what he can get and it's this punk Simmons. And it's already paying off, see, comparisons to Howard Cosell! Ignore this one. It's from that little pesky website that Dan Abrams runs. All lies. And I don't know what this idiot is talking about, Keith Olbermann's Ego doesn't even own a horse. And Deadspin, just know that Deadspin is run by the same people who run Gawker. They are on the Enemy List. But look, they all mention the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego and that's what it's all about people: getting attention when The Ego can't be bothered with showing up to work is nursing a sick loved one. The Ego particularly likes it when people point out (quite rightly) that Simmons is doomed because to engage in a battle of wits you have to have them to begin with and the Ego is packing people. And obviously Keith Olbermann's Ego has won this pissing match because this little bitch Simmons has already cried uncle.

Look Fast--this won't last for long.

So right-wing Republicans and teabaggers have taken to the Baseball Nerd blog to demean the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's ego. Where is the editor to delete those comments? Fire that idiot immediately!

Keith Olbermann is Not Flaming Out

Nor is he a liability to MSNBC. No matter what these idiots have to say. As always my dear minions, please let the people at this substandards website know how much you love and care about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

No Keith's Ego tonight on Countdown

Sorry fans of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego which is usually on full display every night at 8pm Eastern on your TV screens. Keith's out again tonight. For those of you already in withdrawal, go to Youtube and pull down all of the clips there of Keith and Countdown. That should tide you over until Keith's return. In the meantime, please revisit Keith's Special Comment regarding his father from Wednesday night's show.