Happy New Year

Keith Olbermann's Ego would like to wish the fans a Happy New Year. Now what are your New Year's Resolutions (not that The Ego cares--the Ego just wants you to make sure that your first and foremost resolution in the New Year is to watch Countdown).

The NY Times does not understand Keith Olbermann

The NY Times is clearly on a vendetta to attack MSNBC, which as you know, Keith Olbermann's Ego runs owns. Look, it was a holiday weekend. The Ego was on vacation. You don't expect the Ego to interupt his vacation to report on something so trivial as news do you? How would that benefit the Ego exactly? The Ego needs his rest people and so does everyone else at MSNBC. What's the big deal anyway exactly? CNN & Fox were/are all over this story. Go watch them or something instead of whining about how MSNBC wouldn't interupt their very fine (and highly rated) crime documentaries to cover something so trivial as a terrorist attack on the United States. The Ego will be back in 2010, and so will MSNBC's primetime. Whatever happens between now and then is not Keith Olbermann's Ego's concern. So just chill the hell out until then okay? I mean, priorities people, priorities. The Ego (and MSNBC) have them and clearly it's getting our vacation time in, not adding to the hysterical over-reporting exhibited by CNN and Fox News this weekend over some guy stuffing some explosives into his underpants. Hell, The Ego has his own explosions in his underpants every now and then too. You don't see MSNBC cutting into our taped program to report on that do you?

Happy Holidays

Keith Olbermann's Ego sends you Seasons Greetings. The Ego likes using phrases like "Happy Holidays" and "Seasons Greetings" because it pisses off Bill "Say Merry Christmas or else you're a terrorist" O'Reilly and the other network of freaks over at Fox News.

I know you want to know where The Ego has been lately and the answer is none of your damn business. Just know that The Ego is a very very important man and has many important things to do, you know, like bidding on even more baseball memorabilia on Ebay. Where was I? Oh yeah, Happy Christmas, Merry Holidays, blah blah blah. Now what did you get me for Christmas because as you know, it's all about The Ego, as it should be. Now please excuse the Ego while he takes the rest of the year off, because it's an exhausting job being Keith Olbermann's Ego after all.

Hey Kids Guess What Time It Is?

That's right children, The Ego's ratings haven't been good lately so you know what that means right? Yes, it's another Very Special Comment tonight on Countdown. Be there. The Ego needs the Ratings.

Olbermann's Ego Wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving

and all the turkey you can eat. And speaking of turkeys--have you seen the ratings for NBC lately? Talk about turkeys. Good thing they have Keith Olbermann's Ego saving them huh?

Naked Keith Olbermann--You Know You Want It

The Ego does not think that this is the most flattering representation of himself (or anyone else for that matter) but if you want to purchase this alleged work of art, it's up for bids on Ebay.

The Ego's Weekend

I'm sure you're wondering what Keith Olbermann's Ego was doing this weekend and The Ego is happy to tell you that he was at the Joe Torre Safe at Home annual benefit dinner where The Ego was one of THE featured celebrities in attendance. Sure Joe no longer coaches the Ego's much-beloved Yankees but the Ego is all about helping the ......what the hell is this charity for again? Anywho charity. The Ego is all about the charity. Why the Ego's favorite charity is one Miss Katy Tur who benefits greatly from the Ego's charity. I mean honestly---does she think she'd have those jobs if it weren't for The Ego's charity?