Keith Olbermann's Ego cannot be silenced

And if the Ego wants to trash Rupert Murdoch and all things Fox, then it will be so. No matter what the suits at NBC-Universal tell him. And if the Ego does happen to stop talking about Murdoch, Fox, and BOR? It's just a coincidence, got it?

Yes, Katy Tur finally has a job

And you have no idea how many strings Keith Olbermann's Ego had to pull to get her the gig but Keith Olbermann had absolutely nothing to do with it. No, Katy got her gig at WNBC solely on her talents. And it's just a coincidence that the new station she's working for has the letters N-B-C in the title. There is absolutely no connection between WNBC and MSNBC/NBC at all. How dare anyone suggest otherwise (okay you can suggest it but The Ego will deny it).

Yes as a matter of fact Keith Olbermann will not be working tonight

or tomorrow night either for your information. So stop asking. And be nice to Howard Dean (and Richard Wolffe & Lawrence O'Donnell) while I'm gone. The Ego needs a vacation. And if you have a problem with that, break out the Keith Olbermann tapes or DVDs or whatever it is that you people collect Countdown episodes on and roll one in The Ego's absence. (And don't pretend you have no such collection. You people live for The Ego. As it should be). Now shut up bitching and let Keith Olbermann's Ego vacation in peace.

A correction from Keith Olbermann's Ego

No, Keith Olbermann's Ego does not make mistakes (ever, got that?). However, the Ego would like to make a correction on behalf ot this idiot from New Jersey:

When MSNBC's Keith Olbermann was introduced at Yankee Stadium to provide play-by-play for the Old Timers' Day game and drew a round of boos and hisses usually reserved for elected officials who show up at the ballpark to toss out the ceremonial first pitch.

Correction. Those were "oohs" not "boos". Those people were simply awed to be in the actual presence of The Greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. That is all.

RIP Walter Cronkite Part Deux

Here's a little something to ponder this morning, Keith Olbermann's Ego is in a rather reflective mood at the moment.

Walter Cronkite. R.I.P.

Walter Cronkite died tonight. Even Keith Olbermann's Ego has to admit that he's no Walter Cronkite.

Stephen Colbert is not WPITW until Keith Olbermann' Ego Sez So

And besides, begging isn't becoming to anyone Stephen.

Ann Coulter Lies

Ann Coulter lies. Habitually. So where she says this about Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Soon we'll only hear about Keith when his creepy e-mails using his mother's death to hit on chicks start making the rounds again. (Tip to Keith: When a girl refuses to give you her phone number, her assistant's phone number or her personal e-mail address, and only gives you her assistant's e-mail address, you're not halfway in the sack.)

Lies. I mean Keith Olbermann's Ego has the twenty-something hotness that is Katy Tur at home. Why on earth would he want to stray from that? And besides. Keith Olbermann enjoys quite the reputation as a ladies' man. And no woman in her right mind would refuse an offer from the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. See, lies.

(Hat tip to Marinara Marcia because The Ego would never ever stoop to read anything at Ann Coulter's website. You know, unless it was about Keith Olbermann).

How Dare Anyone Question Keith Olbermann's Knowledge of Baseball

Keith Olbermann is a baseball legend (even if he's never played a single game). Yet this dweeb at Sporting News just doesn't get that. But don't click on that link. The Ego wants to protect his devoted fans from the truth lies spread by that columnist and in the comments section at this stupid little blog. Listen instead to the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego on where else, the Baseball Nerd. Because as you know, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego cannot let a single criticisim of Keith Olbermann go unaddressed. P.S. Note how the Ego smoothly worked in a reference to his charitable works at the end of the post--now that's classy huh?

The Ego wishes you all a Happy 4th of July

Now please do not bother Keith Olbermann's Ego as the Ego is planning on taking in a baseball game or three.

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

Ratings. Who cares about them? Not Keith Olbermann's Ego (except when some A-hole points out Countdown's ratings). You know, like this guy.

MSNBC's Keith Olbermann took offense to a post I wrote Saturday that referred to him as "slumping." He didn't dispute any of the facts in my piece, he just went on the attack with his usual innuendo, slurs and bombast over my characterization of his performance in the ratings.

Innuendo, slurs, and bombast? Who the hell is this idiot describing? Bill O'Reilly? And this idiot has the nerve to link to some right-wing loving website with obviously flawed data concerning The Ego's ratings. Well as we know there are lies, damn lies, and then there are statistics. And The Ego never ever pays attentions to things like statistics. Because they lie. Alot.

That being said Keith Olbermann's Ego would like to say a special word of thanks to the many minions who went to this idiot's website and complained bitterly about his maligning of The Ego. Of course, the Ego expects no less from his minions.

Keith Olbermann is Dead.

WTF? Keith Olbermann is Dead?

Before any of my multitude of fans commit suicide in a fit of overwhelming grief over Keith Olbermann's Ego's untimely demise, you can file this under BS. Keith Olbermann is NOT dead. I don't care WHAT Wikipedia had to say.


On the other hand? Keith Olbermann's Ego is proud and happy to be among those famous celebs who have not died this week despite the rumors which said they had. My fellow very famous celebs include Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, and Ellen Degeneres. See? Keith Olbermann is being mentioned in the same breath as A+ celebs--so who says there is a down side to this whole dead thing, other than, you know, the part about being dead. Publicity baby, can't get enough of it--ever.