Sweet! Awesome! Katy Tur Sees A Tornado!

Okay Katy Tur's Ego has seen a tornado now. Can I come home now? Where is Keith's agent my agent? I want a sweet deal just like Katie Couric has. No, wait, I want Katie Couric's job. I mean we have the same name and everything. And I bet Katie Couric has never been hit in the head by a hailstone. And Katy Tur's Ego is much, much, much younger and way cuter. And Katy Tur knows how to use words like sweet and awesome. So agent person. Get busy. Negotiate my new anchor deal immediately. What do you think Keith I'm paying you for? I've paid my dues dammit! Katy Tur's Ego has been out in an old beat up car for almost a month now with sweaty, smelly nerdy guys (who aren't even rich like Keith's Ego is). Not to mention the past two years living with The Ego. I deserved an anchor job for that one alone. So I've been up close and personal with a tornado. Now I'm ready to be a star!

I'm ticked at Keith's Ego

But then who isn't? Ha ha. A little humor there. That wacky Keith's Ego, sure keeps me bored laughing. I'm tired of seeing unflattering photos of the great beauty (not to mention genius) that is Katy Tur posted on this blog. So feast your eyes on this lovely photo, capturing the photoshopped natural beauty of Katy Tur's Ego in far more flattering detail than those ugly not photoshopped pics taken at some stupid baseball game a really great Yankees game. Oh and check out that super sweet view. That's from my Keith's Ego's fabulous Park Avenue condo. I mean doesn't every beginning journalist have a place on the Upper East Side crash pad like Katy Tur's ego does? Trust me on this, it took a lot of hard work to get where I'm at today (okay so I'm currently in a corn field somewhere in Nebraska but that's what you have to do while you're dating clawing your way to the top of the TV world).