Sweet! Awesome! Katy Tur Sees A Tornado!

Okay Katy Tur's Ego has seen a tornado now. Can I come home now? Where is Keith's agent my agent? I want a sweet deal just like Katie Couric has. No, wait, I want Katie Couric's job. I mean we have the same name and everything. And I bet Katie Couric has never been hit in the head by a hailstone. And Katy Tur's Ego is much, much, much younger and way cuter. And Katy Tur knows how to use words like sweet and awesome. So agent person. Get busy. Negotiate my new anchor deal immediately. What do you think Keith I'm paying you for? I've paid my dues dammit! Katy Tur's Ego has been out in an old beat up car for almost a month now with sweaty, smelly nerdy guys (who aren't even rich like Keith's Ego is). Not to mention the past two years living with The Ego. I deserved an anchor job for that one alone. So I've been up close and personal with a tornado. Now I'm ready to be a star!

Katy Tur's Ego's Sweet Vacation err Job

Yeah, it's not a vacation. It's a job. It's hard work out there chasing tornadoes. It's tiring I tell you. There are museums to go to. And no, that dinosaur picture isn't Keith Olbermann without make-up (although they both are about the same age). And then there was that sweet side-trip to Carhenge. And yesterday it was Mt. Rushmore which has like some pics of some really old dudes on them-even older than Keith. Although now that I think of it he has mentioned he thinks his face needs to be up there. Anyway, it's been really sweet seeing all these cool states. And the sweetest part of all? Katy's Ego gets to work on her tan and flash her fabulous gams in the process. Life is Sweet. And tornadoes? None in the forecast for at least the next week. This is the greatest vacation job ever!