Showing posts with label Tornado Hunting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tornado Hunting. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2009

Sweet! Awesome! Katy Tur Sees A Tornado!


Okay Katy Tur's Ego has seen a tornado now. Can I come home now? Where is Keith's agent my agent? I want a sweet deal just like Katie Couric has. No, wait, I want Katie Couric's job. I mean we have the same name and everything. And I bet Katie Couric has never been hit in the head by a hailstone. And Katy Tur's Ego is much, much, much younger and way cuter. And Katy Tur knows how to use words like sweet and awesome. So agent person. Get busy. Negotiate my new anchor deal immediately. What do you think Keith I'm paying you for? I've paid my dues dammit! Katy Tur's Ego has been out in an old beat up car for almost a month now with sweaty, smelly nerdy guys (who aren't even rich like Keith's Ego is). Not to mention the past two years living with The Ego. I deserved an anchor job for that one alone. So I've been up close and personal with a tornado. Now I'm ready to be a star!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Programming Alert

Alright, listen up you jealous asses out there (yeah, you too Giant Ego of Keith Olbermann)--don't forget to tune in to The Weather Channel every day this week at 7pm to follow the continuing, madcap adventures of the Vortex 2 Tornado Hunters team. Even though we had a day off today. You know it's hard work roaming the country going to museums and seeing tourist attractions, etc. pretending to chase chasing tornadoes and stuff. Sure without the actual tornadoes, this stuff is as boring as watching paint dry but it's still better than reading some stupid baseball blog or something.

Monday, May 25, 2009

More Vacation uhm Job Pics


More pictures from Katy Tur's sweet vacation job coming to you today from Amarillo Texas and the Cadillac Ranch. When they asked Katy Tur's Ego if she wanted to go see a bunch of Old Wrecks, the first thought that came to mind was "But I've already got one of those back home in NYC". Turns out they were talking about old cars. Oh well, Happy Memorial Day from Amarillo Texas and the Cadillac Ranch. Is this a great vacation job or what?