What Keith Olbermann's Ego does in His spare time

I know you are all interested in what The Ego does in His spare time. And no, it's not just admire The Greatness that is Kieth Olbermann's Ego. The Ego also has to work, waht with this economy the way that it is and with The Girlfriend constantly snapping up new Marc Jacobs bags and other designer finery, The Ego has had to consider a third job. It's not enough that Keith Olbermann's Ego hosts a nightly show on MSNBC and serves as a NBC Football analyst. The Ego also has to do this:
Yes, that's right. The Ego sells baseball memorabilia in His spare time.

You know why Keith Olbermann's Ego Loves Chris Matthews?

Because Chris Matthews makes Keith Olbermann look like more than a genius than The Ego already is.

Now back to more Me.

You all know that Keith Olbermann's Ego loves Keith Olbermann above and beyond anything else. Except maybe for the Yankess and baseball card collecting. Anywho, last night the Ego put his two finger-typing skills to work to produce another brilliant Special Comment, delivered to absolute perfection on last night's Countdown. Watch it. Again and Again. Marvel at just how damn good The Ego is. Then go post the love and adoration at Kos. Because there is absolutely nothing that the Ego loves more than that. That and acclaim. And lots of it.

And one more thing...Special Comment Monday Night

Sure I know some of you will be watching the pre-inauguration festivities but why bother when you can watch the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego give another Special Comment full of faux righteous outrage and indignation? Remember, that's Monday night, 8pm Eastern, on your tv screen.

More me.

More of Keith Olbermann is always a good thing right? Just to let you peons know that there will be at least 6 hours of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Massive Ego unleashed on the world on Inauguration Day, from 7 am to 1 pm Eastern. The bad news? Chris Matthews will be there with The Ego.

The Hardworking Countdown Crew

Here's the Countdown crew after another day of "hard work" (because as we know, Keith Olbermann's massive ego does all the really hard work at Countdown).

You know why Keith Olbermann's Ego Loves Starbucks?

Keith Olbermann's Enormous Ego loves Starbucks because they love Keith Olbermann and MSNBC, (as they should).

The inauguration coverage by the cable news channel MSNBC will be projected onto movie theater screens in 21 cities next Tuesday. The channel is also planning to announce a partnership with Starbucks to simulcast its coverage in 650 of the company’s stores.

Leave it to Gawker however to snark on the greatness that is Keith Olbermann:

The liberal cable news network's Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough will probably spend the entire time yelling at and viciously mocking one another, so be sure to claim your table as soon as your local Starbucks opens, so that you can enjoy that for many hours, in a caffeinated and highly-focused state.

Whatever. At least they'll be watching.