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Another Oldie from the Television Vaults

Courtesy of Bunny.

Which is bigger?

You know the only thing bigger than Keith Olbermann's moustache back in the day? That's right, The Ego!

The Musings of the Ego-Twit

New post to discuss the most recent (and often incoherent) ramblings of the Ego-Twit.

A Public Service Announcement for Keith Olbermann Fans

As a public service announcement, Keith Olbermann's Ego sends this out to his crazy, cat-loving fans. Yeah, the Ego knows your out there. You and all 97 of your crazy cats. Let this serve as a warning to you all. Also, a reminder that Keith Olbermann's Ego is very allergic to cats. And dogs. But that doesn't mean he still doesn't love pussy...cats.

The New York Times, Danny Deutsch, Colonoscopies and Other Pains in the Ass

So Brian Stelter of the New York Times, Danny Deutsch, and Colonoscopies are the causes of today's pain in the ass for the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. So Deutsch is whining like a bitch about how somehow the Ego was responsible for getting his lousy show yanked. Why does he think that just because he criticized the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego that I would do such a thing? I mean, just because I run own MSNBC doesn't mean I have any power over programming decisions. I mean sure the Ego owns MSNBC but it's my bitch Phil Grifin that takes the blame for the Ego in such matters, as it should be. And Stelter, don't even get me started. Here's what the Ego-Twit had to say about Stelter and this Ego heartedly agrees.

Sad to say, @BrianStelter was an innovative and hardworking blogger. He's in over his head where he is now,

And then there's Gawker and Joe Scarborough. They just can't wait to complain about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Scarborough's just a Republican punk. He can't even bring himself to say the Ego's name (and if he does, trust me, my buddy Phil will be taking care of him just like he did Deutsch. And Dan Abrams. And Rita Cosby and.....a bunch of other people whose names escape the Ego's mind at the moment). Now back to the subject the Ego loves to talk about most of all: The Ego. And the Ego-Twit's real pain-in-the-ass for today, and just as some predicted here once the Ego-Twit got a Twitter account, it was bound to happen, discussion of the Ego-Twit's bowel movements. Don't say this blog didn't warn you it was coming. At least this Ego has some discretion where such matters are concerned. That's more that can be said for the real thing.

Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit's Tweets in the Library of Congress

It's no accident that a week after the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit began tweeting that the Library of Congress decided to being archiving every single tweet tweeted on Twitter (you try saying that three times fast). Now Keith Olbermann's Tweets will be perserved forevermore as evidence of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego (along with the Ego's well-known fascination with anything baseball, Yankees-related, and of course, hot young babes).