Could Life Get Any Better for Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Spring Training is about to begin (and Katy Tur's Ego is over 3,000 miles away in Canada at the Vancouver Olympics). It just does not get any better than that. So life is good for Keith Olbermann's Ego but then again it's always good being the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Keith Olbermann is NOT bleeding.

No matter what those know-nothing bloggers at Dan Abrams little website have to say. Remember, if it does not come from Keith Olbermann's Ego, it is NOT true.

The NY Post Continues to Hate on Keith Olbermann's Ego

Of course Murdoch's rag would not have a single good thing to say about Keith Olbermann's Ego. Cancel the Ego? The EGO made MSNBC what it is today. Without Keith Olbermann's Ego what would MSNBC be? I can tell you: dead air.

The LA Times is now on Keith Olbermann's Hate List

Because they tell horrible lies about the supposed demise of Countdown with Keith Olbermann. And what's up with the pic of O'Reilly? See how stupid they are? They don't even run a picture of Keith Olbermann's Ego! (And for the record, the LA Times was already on the Ego's enemies list because of their continuous disses against the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego: they are obviously on the GOP/Fox payroll).

Lies. Lies. Lies.

Don't believe the lies people. Believe Keith Olbermann's Ego. Countdown and Keith Olbermann's Ego still rule cable broadcasting, idolized by millions hundreds of thousands.

It's Keith Olbermann's Birthday today

Happy Birthday to Keith Olbermann and his Ego too!

Keith Olbermann's Ego Runs MSNBC

Keith Olbermann's Ego runs owns MSNBC. Sure the Ego isn't listed as President of MSNBC. Officially, Phil Griffin holds that title. But longtime fans of The Ego know that Phil and The Ego go way, way, way back. The Ego has always been that little SOB's boss and for the record, still is.

But earlier this week it seems that Joe "How about that dead intern in my office" Scarborough decided to tweet about The Ego attacking nude-centerfold model turned GOP politican Brown soemthing or other (don't expect the Ego to remember specifics like full names of these neocons. Seen one, you've seen 'em all). Anyway where was I? Oh right. The Ego called Brown out for what he is: a sexist, racist, homophobic, porno-loving GOPer. Scarborough, in his official role as GOP apologist, decided to name-call The Ego in return. Naturally The Ego was not amused. So Phil "Butt Boy" Griffin had to issue this statement to all employees of MSNBC (except you know, to the Ego because the Ego of course really runs owns MSNBC.

We have many strong personalities with differing, passionate opinions, but it is important to remember that we are all on the same team. I want to reiterate my long-standing policy: We do not publicly criticize our colleagues. This kind of behavior is unprofessional and will not be tolerated. Let me be clear: I encourage you to keep doing what you do best. Give the viewers your perspective and a vigorous debate on the issues they care about. But do not turn substantive differences into personal ones.

Well said Phil. I couldn't have said it better had I written it myself (and The Ego doesn't like to brag but, well, The Ego may have written this statement. Just saying). Phil also further clarified The Ego's standing as owner of MSNBC when he told TV Newser:

"An important rule was broken. I spoke to Keith and he said in the spirit of teamwork and the free flow of ideas, he didn't think it warranted punishment or suspension. I also talked to Joe and he apologized to me," said the MSNBC president, adding, "That's why I made the decision that this didn't rise to the level of punishment, but I felt it was necessary to reiterate my long-standing policy."

See who thought that Scarborough's insult to The Ego didn't warrant punishment? The Ego. I so rule.