Happy New Year from Keith Olbermann's Ego!

Keith Olbermann's Ego and his very dear friends here would like to wish you all a very Happy New Year!

Keith Olbermann's Ego will Live Forever

Many people admire the Ego's physique (aka "more to love") and now the Ego has proof that his preferred workout method leads to a longer life. Sez so right here.

Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women's breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The Ego will never die.

Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit has Returned.

After a few days protesting Sady Doyle's pathetic accusations, Keith Olbermann's Ego Twit has returned in victory. As it should be.

Update: Gawker and their shitty little comments remain on the Ego's enemies list for obvious reasons.

Keith Olbermann's Ego Twit has left Twitter

Now see what you evil mean twitter types have done to the fragility that is Keith Olbermann's now-shattered Ego? Keith Olbermann has left Twitter. See, it even says so on Huffington Post. The Ego doesn't tweet just for the fun of it people. I thought by now that people would understand the immense neediness that is Keith Olberman's Ego. How dare anyone ever question what the Ego (or the Ego-Twit in this case) says or does? See what happens? Twitter accounts get closed.

Olbermann began receiving a flood of heated criticism on Twitter for hosting Moore and for retweeting Jagger's post. In response, Olbermann apologized for any offense he had caused, but denied that he had done anything else wrong.

Again, people should know the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego well-enough by now to know that the Ego should never, ever be criticised. For anything. Ever. What part of that is so difficult for people to understand?
And this was even after the Ego-Twit tried to, sorta, kinda, apologize.

Rape has touched my family, directly and savagely, and if anybody thinks I have addressed it without full sensitivity, then that assessment is the one that counts, and I apologize. But these accusations that I "revealed" an accuser's identity by retweeting Bianca Jagger's link, or that I 'shamed' an accuser by asking a question about the prosecution of a man governments are trying to bury, or that I do not 'understand' charges that have yet to be presented in their final form, reflect exactly the kind of rushing to judgment of which I'm accused, and merit the same kind of apology I have just given.

The Ego sacrificed himself by revealing that a female relative was raped and that it took her 20 years to "get over it". See the lengths to which the Ego is willing to go to on Twitter to simply share with you ungrateful bastards (and bitches--gotta keep it co-ed right?) even if it hurts himself a relative in the process? That's giving people. What finer definition of sacrifice could you possibly find than someone willing to use a relative's savage rape for his own exoneration of accusations that he retweeted the names of the women allegedly raped by the WikiLeaks dweeb which were posted in a retweet of Bianca Jagger's?

So The Ego has decided to stop tweeting. It's your own fault really. That and Bianca Jagger. And possibly Michael Moore. And of course, all those evil Twitter types. The Ego hopes you're happy. Now how will he amuse himself? More importantly, how will he receive the praise and adoration which is so vital to his utter survival?

And Gawker can bite Keith Olbermann's Ego. I hope they're hacked. What? They were already? How could they tell the difference? They are hacks, not like the genius that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Update: And what is it with women trying to use the Ego to get their 15 minutes of fame? Isn't it enough that I got Katy Tur a job at WNBC despite her obvious lack of talent at just about any and everything? And now Salon is on the Ego's enemies list too for printing this idiot's self-serving blather. The Ego is still waiting for her apology--there are NO charges against Aussange, just complaints.

Keith Olbermann's Ego really likes oysters and of course, himself

But do you know who is not getting the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego? The suits at NBC. Howie Kurtz breaks it all down for you here.

The Rumors of Keith Olbermann's Ego's Demise

are greatly exaggerated. The Ego returns Tuesday. Yes, this Tuesday. Be there. Boost those ratings minions.

Keith Olbermann's Ego Apologize? For What?

Apologize?

Network sources tell Playbook that Keith Olbermann was suspended because he refused to deliver an on-camera mea culpa, which would have allowed him to continue anchoring “Countdown.” Olbermann told his bosses he didn’t know he was barred from making campaign contributions, although he is resisting saying that publicly. Olbermann may not hold as many cards as he thinks. He makes $7 million a year and MSNBC’s prime time is not as dependent on him as it was before the addition of Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O’Donnell, who make considerably less.

Seriously? They want Keith Olbermann's Ego to a-p-o-l-o-g-i-z-e? Don't those pinheads at MSNBC get that the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego is never, ever wrong? And to admit it on air? Are these people smoking crack? They should apologize to Keith Olbermann's ego and the Ego simply refuses to back down to pinheads. As it should be.

So anything new about Keith Olbermann's Ego lately?

As you know, having this blog seemed rather redunant given the EgoTwit's daily comments on Twitter. But suddenly, the EgoTwit has gone silent. Did NBC take that away from him too? Poor Keith Olbermann's Ego. Phil Griffin simply does not get the genius that is (or is that was) Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Keith Olbermann's Ego can Communicate with Dogs and Cats

Keith Olbermann's Ego is so brilliant that he can communicate with animals. No really. See?
It says so right there on Twitter. So in Honor of the Ego's Ego's (or is it the Ego Twit?) we give you this musical tribute to the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ability to Talk to Animals.

Keith Olbermann's Summer of Love Continues--Keith's New Lady Friend

Photo Taken August 30, 2010

Look at this babe. Yeah, Keith Olbermann's Ego loves the babes. And the babes love Keith Olbermann's moneyhim. And who wouldn't love the hunk of burning love that is Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Keith Olbermann's Ego's Stunning Mystery Companion

The Ego loves the Post. No seriously. It's 100% true that Keith Olbermann's Ego love the NY Post when they talk about the Ego's latest hot babe like they did here.

Keith "Uberdork" Olbermann was showing off a new brunette girlfriend at Monday night's Yankees game. The bombastic MSNBC commentator was spotted by our spy "with his arm round the woman, who looked a lot younger than him, in her early 30s. He was taking pictures of them together on his cellphone and chatting to her throughout the game," causing some fans to speculate, "She must have been secretly wearing earplugs." Olbermann split with his much younger WNBC reporter girlfriend, Katy Tur,more than a year ago.

Okay so they could have dropped the "Uberdork" but come on would the Ego be banging these beautiful babes if he was truly a Uberdork? Anywho, the Ego loves the love and since this is the summer of love for the Ego, The Ego has dedided to dedicate this tune to his latest babe.

Glenn Beck or Dan Abrams?

Keith Olbermann's Ego cannot decide which one he hates more. Of course longtime defenders of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego will know that Dan Abrams is a sworn enemy of the Ego and created a website just to discredit Keith Olbermann's Ego (wait, no that was Tucker Carlson). Whatever. Abrams and his crew of cretins have struck again, dissing the greatness that is the Ego and his brilliantly funny comedic spoof on Glenn Beck's Fox Fan Rally.

This is just uncomfortable and embarrassing and in the future Keith Olbermann should avoid trying to do Glenn Beck. Oof. In one of those instances where you wonder how come a producer didn’t step in and say this is really not a good idea, last night Olbermann played the voice of God (I think) in a skit that awkwardly depicted him playing the “voice Beck is hearing” from a “secret backstage” area in some sort of weird upper class accent

Obviously they are not fans of Family Guy (which of course gets the greatness that is the Ego and have wisely used the Ego's talents in the past to "voice" a character).

You know what would have been slightly less awkward and uncomfortable to watch? Keith Olbermann eating a big bowl of sour grapes while crying into his baby blanket. At least it would have been honest.

Oh yeah? Keith Olbermann's Ego will tell you what's honest and true: Dan Abrams and Mediaite suck great big giant bowls of sour grapes because they are insanely jealous of the huge, huge talent that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Both Tucker Carlson and Dan Abrams were fired from MSNBC. They blame the Ego for their dismissal and cannot be trusted or believed. Consider the source my friends, consider the source.

Keith Olbermann's Ego's Dictionary

"My Dear Friend": a phrase favored by the Ego when describing former fuck buddies.

Keith Olbermann's Ego Doesn't Even Like football

so why would the Ego care that he's just been kicked to the end zone at Football Night in America?

Keith Olbermann's Ego, EPs, Blind Items, and Blogs.

So about a month ago, this idiot at Inside Cable News decides he'll run a not-so-blind item.

Which cable news show may be showing signs of internal trouble? Rumors are flying that the show’s EP has “had it” and another key staffer is leaving the program…

The Ego would like to point out that the denizens of said blog mostly guessed Beck.

But today the little bitch reveals on twitter that it was the Ego he was referring to all along and hints broadly that there is a real story there if one wishes to dig deep enough. Attn: Mr. ICN: it's 2010--no one does investigative journalism anymore, it's dead, dead, dead and if it's such a good story why don't you break it your own damn self? Oh and here's what the SOB is citing as "proof" that blind item was about the Ego. So the Ego's EP, Izzy Povich is leaving. Like the Ego cares?

And of course Dan Abrams and his shitty little site are there to blame the Ego too.

Remember Keith Olbermann Fans: These bitches are all just jealous of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. They aren't Kings of Broadcast Journalism like Keith Olbermann, they are a bunch of mice who run blogs. Jealous, bitter, little mice. Never, ever believe anything that these idiots have to say about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego--unless of course it happens to be true. And if it's true and flattering, believe away but if it's true and not-so-flattering, it's always lies-got it? Good. Nothing to see here, move on people; the Ego has.

Oh and that crap on TVNewser about more than one person leaving the Ego's show because of the Ego? Lies, all lies. Except you know, the parts that are true.

And no, this had nothing to do with the Ego's two-week vacation (and even if it did, the Ego would never, ever admit it). Remember people, there is a reason all three of those websites are on the Ego's enemies list.

Keith Olbermann vs. Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson. Seriously? Seriously? Listen you little bow-tie wearing bitch, Keith Olbermann's Ego will end up owning you and yes, Keitholbermann.com.

Keith Olbermann's Ego has Left Twitter! Sorta Kinda Maybe--Not.

Yes, the Ego-Twit is up and out of there. Except you know, for the post he made 16 hours after he announced he was leaving. So leaving equals overnight. Apparently there was fan-drama involving spelling/grammar usage, a fan who organized some sort of Mom boycott, and a 12-year old boy. The Ego really doesn't have time to dive into the particulars. I'm sure however that the minions will be more than happy to fill in the details, it's their job after all to hang on the Ego Twit's every tweet, as it should be.

Thanks to Greyfawn for the tip.

Keith Olbermann's Ego has feelings too: Why Keith Olbermann's Ego has Abandoned Daily Kos

Which is why Keith Olbermann's Ego has denounced Daily Kos and left it in protest after a mean commenter made him cry made him angry. Of course Gawker is having a field day with this. Now the Ego demands that all Keith Olbermann fans immediately leave Daily Kos in protest (btw, the Ego loves the mash notes supporters are leaving on DK begging him to return).

Update 6/22/10: Of course, the Ego reserves the right to change his mind.

Vote for your Favorite.

A new post. And this time you get to vote on your favorite Keith Olbermann Twitter Stalker. Now we know that the Ego-Twit likes to complain about his stalkers but come on, let's get real here. That's Egospeak for "I check my @KeithOlbermann every day to see just how adoring and sycophantic my fans truly are." Because as we know, that's how the Ego loves it. So vote for your favorite Ego-Twit stalker. Will it be the sweet but desperate Donna? The very busy NightOwl? Or someone else whose obsession has escaped the Ego's attention? Sadly, the Ego himself is not eligible for this competition (because as we know, the Ego is the Ego's biggest fan--as it should be).

Caption This Photo

Caption this photo of Keith Olbermann. The winner will receive, well nothing but hopefully we'll all get a few good laughs out of it.

Another Oldie from the Television Vaults

Courtesy of Bunny.

Which is bigger?

You know the only thing bigger than Keith Olbermann's moustache back in the day? That's right, The Ego!

The Musings of the Ego-Twit

New post to discuss the most recent (and often incoherent) ramblings of the Ego-Twit.

A Public Service Announcement for Keith Olbermann Fans

As a public service announcement, Keith Olbermann's Ego sends this out to his crazy, cat-loving fans. Yeah, the Ego knows your out there. You and all 97 of your crazy cats. Let this serve as a warning to you all. Also, a reminder that Keith Olbermann's Ego is very allergic to cats. And dogs. But that doesn't mean he still doesn't love pussy...cats.

The New York Times, Danny Deutsch, Colonoscopies and Other Pains in the Ass

So Brian Stelter of the New York Times, Danny Deutsch, and Colonoscopies are the causes of today's pain in the ass for the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. So Deutsch is whining like a bitch about how somehow the Ego was responsible for getting his lousy show yanked. Why does he think that just because he criticized the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego that I would do such a thing? I mean, just because I run own MSNBC doesn't mean I have any power over programming decisions. I mean sure the Ego owns MSNBC but it's my bitch Phil Grifin that takes the blame for the Ego in such matters, as it should be. And Stelter, don't even get me started. Here's what the Ego-Twit had to say about Stelter and this Ego heartedly agrees.

Sad to say, @BrianStelter was an innovative and hardworking blogger. He's in over his head where he is now,

And then there's Gawker and Joe Scarborough. They just can't wait to complain about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Scarborough's just a Republican punk. He can't even bring himself to say the Ego's name (and if he does, trust me, my buddy Phil will be taking care of him just like he did Deutsch. And Dan Abrams. And Rita Cosby and.....a bunch of other people whose names escape the Ego's mind at the moment). Now back to the subject the Ego loves to talk about most of all: The Ego. And the Ego-Twit's real pain-in-the-ass for today, and just as some predicted here once the Ego-Twit got a Twitter account, it was bound to happen, discussion of the Ego-Twit's bowel movements. Don't say this blog didn't warn you it was coming. At least this Ego has some discretion where such matters are concerned. That's more that can be said for the real thing.

Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit's Tweets in the Library of Congress

It's no accident that a week after the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego-Twit began tweeting that the Library of Congress decided to being archiving every single tweet tweeted on Twitter (you try saying that three times fast). Now Keith Olbermann's Tweets will be perserved forevermore as evidence of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego (along with the Ego's well-known fascination with anything baseball, Yankees-related, and of course, hot young babes).

For all the many women who love Keith Olbermann

especially those that Keith Olbermann's Ego might also love (or you know, whatever) in the past/present/future. Yeah, I'm talking to you Katy, and you Donna, and you Misha, Kellie, Janx, and my favorite black kitty-kat, Jean, Shannyn, Cynthia, and Rachel (No, not that Rachel). And any other woman with a spectacular rack whose name begins with A-Z that the Ego might have overlooked and will friend in the future. Let the games begin. Today is Opening Day at Yankee Stadium. And there is nothing the Ego loves more than ball season, (which if you're the Ego is every season if you catch my drift). Let the Games begin! The Ego is a free man once again and what he loves most of all is his freedom. And you know, hot chicks.

And yes, even you, Martha Stewart. You look pretty good still for a super old broad.

What's next for Keith Olbermann?

What's next for The Ego's louder, more obnoxious, and much more needier alter-ego after this? Snaps of his latest bowel movement perhaps? Good God man, have some type of restraint and dignity.

What's the point really?

Over the weekend Keith Olbermann's Ego has been doing a lot of thinking. In fact, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego is thinking of giving up this blog.

Really, what's the point when Keith Olbermann's real Ego is on full display for the World to see over on Twitter?

The real Ego seems to be having a grand old time. And why wouldn't The Ego be happy? Look at all that fawning by fan girls (including the old, ugly ones), political nerds, fellow celebs, and other devotees and admirers. And by now, you all know that there's nothing that the Ego loves more than fawning. Lots and Lots of fawning. The more, the better. Particularly when they are from attractive, young, and willing females. Why The Ego even likes attention from his exes.

So this Ego is really pondering the need to continue on with this Blog in light of the real Keith Olbermann's Ego's newfound embrace of all things Twitter and of course Ego. And hot chicks. Lots of hot chicks.

You May Now Tweet Keith Olbermann

Dear fan girls and potential stalkers. Keith Olbermann's Ego now has a Twitter page. Please feel free to direct message the Ego if you're under the age of 25, very attractive, and ready to rock the Ego's world. Those interested in using The Ego to advance their own career need not bother. And no neo-cons either. Unless, you know, you're really hot and of course, under 25.

Add People Magazine to the list.

The enemies list that is. How the hell did Rachel Maddow and her frumpy girlfriend get a piece in People magazine? Why didn't they want to do an article on The Ego instead? Keith Olbermann's Ego after all gets better ratings that Maddow. And who owns MSNBC I ask you? And The Ego has had a super-skinny, much younger girlfriend than Rachel managed to snag. Obviously People Magazine does not get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

This blog belongs to Keith Olbermann's Ego

and not Katy Tur's dammit. So why are you people looking up information about Katy Tur's Ego and not Keith Olbermann's Ego? My good friend Flowergirl over at this website recommended a while back that I get a stat counter for this blog. Let me tell you, it was love at first site for Keith Olbermann's Ego because there's nothing the Ego loves more than checking out who is checking The Ego out. But lately the Ego has noticed that more people are landing at this website while looking for info on Katy Tur than they are on The Ego. This hurts the Ego deeply.

Key search terms over the last week have included Katy Tur, Katy Tur breakup, Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur breaking up, Did Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur break up, Keith Olbermann girlfriend breakup, Katy Tur Weather Channel, Katy Tur + Keith Olbermann + broken up, Who is Keith Olbermann dating in 2010, Katy Tur Anchorwoman, Katy Tur girlfriend, Keith Olbermann girlfriend, Tur, Olbermann break-up, and my personal favorite, lou dobbs is fat. Okay that last one had nothing to do with the Ego but neither do all of these damned searches about Katy Tur!

Who cares about Katy Tur? Certainly not Keith Olbermann's Ego anymore. Sure once upon a time The Ego dedicated one of his books to her, even revealed that she called him "Bear" (it sounded a lot classier than Sugar Daddy the Ego realizes now). But that was then. This is now and the Ego is a single man once again. Let Katy Tur's Ego get her own damn blog and she can update all of you on her status. But this blog belongs to me, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. And this blog has absolutely nothing to do with Katy Tur (not any more); it is all about me me me, Keith Olbermann's Ego, as it should be.


(And confidentially to those Olbermann Ego fans in Toledo, Ohio, Lancaster, Pennsylvania and some town in Texas the Ego has never heard of: Do you people have lives? I mean 30 plus visits in 24 hours is a little obsessive don't you think? Ha ha. Just kidding. The Ego loves that you're so obsessed with the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Keep it up. Hell, make this your homepage if you want: The Ego enjoys people who are as obsessed with Keith Olbermann as Keith Olbermann's Ego is obsessed with its own greatness).

Keith Olbermann's Ego returns

No, really. Keith Olbermann's Ego is really back on air and this time it's for the entire week (minus Good Friday, Passover, and any other holiday the Ego can claim). Watch people. The Ego needs the ratings. And the love. The Ego needs to know you still love him. And there's no better way to do that than to invite over your friends and family to watch the show with you tonight.

But only for one night

What? You expected Keith Olbermann's Ego to stick around for an entire week of shows? The Ego will be back if and when the Ego feels the time is right. Right now, the time is not right. But watch Larry what's his name until the Ego returns.

Keith Olbermann's Ego is Back

In the house, on the air, tonight 8pm central/5pm on the left coast. Be there people--it's time for another very special comment. Yep, on Health Care. And yes, plugged on Daily Kos too.

Katy Tur's Ego is Looking For Love

Yep that's right bitches. The greatness that is Katy Tur's Ego is up and out of here. Check it: http://www.weather.com/outlook/videos/best-airport-to-find-a-mate-16151?from=search_siteresults<1>. You didn't really expect Katy's Ego to stick around after Keith's Ego hooked her up with not one, but two sweet jobs did you? And stay with him and help him nurse his dying father? What do I look like? Wait, don't answer that. Where was I? Oh yeah, freedom. Sweet freedom. Now Katy Tur's Ego is out on her own and looking for another sugar daddy love. Or whatever. Sure I'll miss those sweet seats at Yankee Stadium but living with Keith Olbermann's Ego? Hell to the no. Katy's Ego doesn't have to do *that* ever again (and by that, I mean Keith's Ego--ha ha). And guys? If you're broke-ass just out of college, you need not apply. I'm looking for rich and influential. Isn't that what love is all about?

Thanks Bunny for the tip.

RIP Theodore Olbermann

Sincerest condolesences to the Olbermann family at this difficult time.

It's called Strategy people.

So how does Keith Olbermann's Ego keep his name at the forefront and garner press while taking a vacation time-off to be with his baseball column and Ebay ill-father. Easy people: start a media feud with a semi-famous sports writer. Unconventional, yes, normally The Ego likes to strike up and bat at a bigger media target, your Bill O'Reillys, Rupert Murdochs, etc. etc. But baseball season is coming up and it's time once again for the Ego to solidify his bonafides as The Sports Authority. So the Ego takes what he can get and it's this punk Simmons. And it's already paying off, see, comparisons to Howard Cosell! Ignore this one. It's from that little pesky website that Dan Abrams runs. All lies. And I don't know what this idiot is talking about, Keith Olbermann's Ego doesn't even own a horse. And Deadspin, just know that Deadspin is run by the same people who run Gawker. They are on the Enemy List. But look, they all mention the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego and that's what it's all about people: getting attention when The Ego can't be bothered with showing up to work is nursing a sick loved one. The Ego particularly likes it when people point out (quite rightly) that Simmons is doomed because to engage in a battle of wits you have to have them to begin with and the Ego is packing people. And obviously Keith Olbermann's Ego has won this pissing match because this little bitch Simmons has already cried uncle.

Look Fast--this won't last for long.

So right-wing Republicans and teabaggers have taken to the Baseball Nerd blog to demean the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's ego. Where is the editor to delete those comments? Fire that idiot immediately!

Keith Olbermann is Not Flaming Out

Nor is he a liability to MSNBC. No matter what these idiots have to say. As always my dear minions, please let the people at this substandards website know how much you love and care about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

No Keith's Ego tonight on Countdown

Sorry fans of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego which is usually on full display every night at 8pm Eastern on your TV screens. Keith's out again tonight. For those of you already in withdrawal, go to Youtube and pull down all of the clips there of Keith and Countdown. That should tide you over until Keith's return. In the meantime, please revisit Keith's Special Comment regarding his father from Wednesday night's show.

Witness the greatness that is Katy Tur's Ego

It's Katy Tur's Ego Live and in color straight from Vancounver and the 2010 Winter Olympics. It's just a matter of time before I take over MSNBC bitches! And you know what anchor chair is calling my name? That 8pm time slot. So for now just enjoy this video and imagine how great an entire hour would be with Katy Tur's ego.

Keith Olbermann is not a Narcissitic Outrage Junkie

Pay no mind to Gawker. They have a well-documented history of hating the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Obviously, they are all Republican right-wingnuts over there at Gawker.

And Keith Olbermann's Ego hasn't lost a damn thing thank you very much Dan Abrams. No wonder MSNBC fired you. You're dumb and so is your toupee and your website which exists purely to mock the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's much more superior career. But don't worry Danny Boy, I don't think anyone will notice your hairplugs/hairpiece/whatever the hell it is you call perched on top of your skull (dead rat maybe)?

Dan Abrams must be stopped.

Keith Olbermann's Ego respectfully asks his minions to please heap their dislike and scorn upon Dan Abrams and his pitiful little website which continues to tell lie after lie about the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Get busy minions and show 'em how much you love the Ego.

Could Life Get Any Better for Keith Olbermann's Ego?

Spring Training is about to begin (and Katy Tur's Ego is over 3,000 miles away in Canada at the Vancouver Olympics). It just does not get any better than that. So life is good for Keith Olbermann's Ego but then again it's always good being the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Keith Olbermann is NOT bleeding.

No matter what those know-nothing bloggers at Dan Abrams little website have to say. Remember, if it does not come from Keith Olbermann's Ego, it is NOT true.

The NY Post Continues to Hate on Keith Olbermann's Ego

Of course Murdoch's rag would not have a single good thing to say about Keith Olbermann's Ego. Cancel the Ego? The EGO made MSNBC what it is today. Without Keith Olbermann's Ego what would MSNBC be? I can tell you: dead air.

The LA Times is now on Keith Olbermann's Hate List

Because they tell horrible lies about the supposed demise of Countdown with Keith Olbermann. And what's up with the pic of O'Reilly? See how stupid they are? They don't even run a picture of Keith Olbermann's Ego! (And for the record, the LA Times was already on the Ego's enemies list because of their continuous disses against the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego: they are obviously on the GOP/Fox payroll).

Lies. Lies. Lies.

Don't believe the lies people. Believe Keith Olbermann's Ego. Countdown and Keith Olbermann's Ego still rule cable broadcasting, idolized by millions hundreds of thousands.

It's Keith Olbermann's Birthday today

Happy Birthday to Keith Olbermann and his Ego too!

Keith Olbermann's Ego Runs MSNBC

Keith Olbermann's Ego runs owns MSNBC. Sure the Ego isn't listed as President of MSNBC. Officially, Phil Griffin holds that title. But longtime fans of The Ego know that Phil and The Ego go way, way, way back. The Ego has always been that little SOB's boss and for the record, still is.

But earlier this week it seems that Joe "How about that dead intern in my office" Scarborough decided to tweet about The Ego attacking nude-centerfold model turned GOP politican Brown soemthing or other (don't expect the Ego to remember specifics like full names of these neocons. Seen one, you've seen 'em all). Anyway where was I? Oh right. The Ego called Brown out for what he is: a sexist, racist, homophobic, porno-loving GOPer. Scarborough, in his official role as GOP apologist, decided to name-call The Ego in return. Naturally The Ego was not amused. So Phil "Butt Boy" Griffin had to issue this statement to all employees of MSNBC (except you know, to the Ego because the Ego of course really runs owns MSNBC.

We have many strong personalities with differing, passionate opinions, but it is important to remember that we are all on the same team. I want to reiterate my long-standing policy: We do not publicly criticize our colleagues. This kind of behavior is unprofessional and will not be tolerated. Let me be clear: I encourage you to keep doing what you do best. Give the viewers your perspective and a vigorous debate on the issues they care about. But do not turn substantive differences into personal ones.

Well said Phil. I couldn't have said it better had I written it myself (and The Ego doesn't like to brag but, well, The Ego may have written this statement. Just saying). Phil also further clarified The Ego's standing as owner of MSNBC when he told TV Newser:

"An important rule was broken. I spoke to Keith and he said in the spirit of teamwork and the free flow of ideas, he didn't think it warranted punishment or suspension. I also talked to Joe and he apologized to me," said the MSNBC president, adding, "That's why I made the decision that this didn't rise to the level of punishment, but I felt it was necessary to reiterate my long-standing policy."

See who thought that Scarborough's insult to The Ego didn't warrant punishment? The Ego. I so rule.

Gawker and Mediaite remain dead to Keith Olbermann's Ego

And for the record, both Gawker and Mediaite remain dead (and on the Ego's enemies list, natch) to the Ego. Clearly they do not get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Furthermore, they refuse to support The Ego and can't seem to refrain from openly criticizing The Ego. That is a no-no in the Ego's world. Minions, you know what this means: man (and woman) your battle stations! Flood those sites with pro-Ego comments immediately! Defend the Ego! That is your greatest duty to The Ego as a Keith Olbermann Fan. Now get let's get busy people--I mean what else do you have to do except defend the Ego?

Jon Stewart is Dead to Keith Olbermann's Ego

Keith Olbermann's Ego is sad to inform you that Jon Stewart and the Daily Show are now official enemies of Keith Olbermann's Ego. Why you ask? Because of this. Sir, how dare you mock the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego? Minions you know what to do: boycott The Daily Show immediately. Also, please inform Mr. Stewart that you do not appreciate his unwarranted attacks on The Ego. That is all.

Or not. As you can see, Keith Olbermann decided to make a statement to TVNewser. Note the sly slam at Stewart who simply does not compare to the statue of Academy Award Winning Actor (and screenwriter), Ben Affleck's impersonation of The Ego.

Research shows that Blondes feel entitled.

Like this is something Keith Olbermann's Ego hadn't already figured out after living with Katy Tur's Ego? Park Avenue apartment, not one but two jobs courtesy of Keith Olbermann's Ego, yes, The Ego has found out way more than he ever wanted to find out about how entitled blondes feel.

Happy Almost Birthday to Me

Keith Olbermann's Ego's Birthday is coming up. The Ego still likes to think of himself as a slim, trim 35, not the actual 51 that The Ego will be on 1/27. Anyway, The Ego knows that his fans love to shower him with gifts for his birthday. The Ego thought that he would provide you with some helpful hints to avoid buying loser birthday presents. Now where shall we begin?

Baseball Cards. That would be a negative. The Ego already has every baseball card ever made and do you honestly think that you mere mortals could hope to produce a card not already in The Ego's possession?

Playboy Magazines. The Ego already has a complete collection, but thanks for thinking of what The Ego likes to think about: naked women. If however, you are under the age of 25, and your measurements equal no more than 100 inches TOTAL (38-26-36 equals 100 ladies) and you have a face that won't stop a clock, then by all means, feel free to submit your photos to me for the Ego's personal enjoyment if you catch my drift. If you've got a butter face like most of Tiger Wood's rejects, then just send me the body shot instead. Then again, maybe something like this would be better altogether. They don't ask for half your fortune later.

Ties. Also a big no. The Ego has a very carefully color-coordinated wardrobe and given some of the ahem, interesting, choices made by fans in the past, The Ego does not want and will not wear your ugly-ass tie on air. Although The Ego is not ruling out using them for uhm, restraints.

Artwork Unless it's a signed original by a collectible artist or an authentic print again by a collectible artist, The Ego is not interested. This means no homemade shit that I've seen some of you posting on the internets. You make think you're Van Gogh but The Ego, having seen your artistic..uh..talents thinks it's more of a case of Van Gosh. And Van Don't. Please don't. Let The Ego re-emphasize that point. No homemade bumper stickers you think are clever. No photoshops. No reproductions of the Ego's likeness in Toast.

Food. The Ego will not accept any type of edible product unless it comes from a well-known third-party (Godiva) and arrives completely sealed for the Ego's protection. We do not want any repeat of the attempted-poisoning of The Ego that occurred a few yeas back.

Cologne. The Ego does not need to receive a box set of Old Spice or English Leather.

Books. Unless it's a signed first edition by a well-known author, again, The Ego is not interested. This goes double and triple for any books on baseball. Do you really think you're going to find a baseball book that The Ego doesn't already have in his possession and couldn't write better if he had been the author?

Bobbleheads. The Ego does like his Bobbleheads. But again, if you've got something you think is original and The Ego would like, it's already in the Ego's collection.

Anything Monty Python or A Christmas Story related. Please, if there's a valuable collectible of an Ego fav, don't you think that Keith Olbermann's Ego already has it and it is already placed in The Ego's archive along with the baseball cards and the old Playboy mags? I know, I know, you think you're special. You're different. You and you alone are capable of picking out a unique present for The Ego. Again, after many, many very bad presents, The Ego knows differently and would like to point out that these are the same post-menopausal, pathetic spinsters (that means over the age of 25) who also operate under the mistake delusion that they would make an ideal mate for The Ego. Again, WRONG.

Now that we've got the ground rules all squared away, The Ego would also like to remind you that he will not accept any gifts that come to his personal home address. Sure the address has been posted on the internets. I know you know where The Ego lives. That does not mean you're allowed to visit there or send mail to that address. Those who violate this rule will either be thrown in jail for stalking or your pathetic present will be thrown away without being opened. If you really think you have come up with a unique present, then by all means, send to The Ego's attention at 30 Rock in NYC. There The Ego has a team of willing interns who understand that it is their job to give their lives if necessary to protect The Ego by opening his mail and performing other assorted duties for the Ego.

Jay, Conan, or Keith Olbermann's Ego?

So apparently NBC is trying to either get rid of Conan O'Brien or push back his show and give Leno another shot in the 11:30 time slot. Or someone could end up going to Fox. Now normally The Ego would advise anyone against going to Fox but in this case, The Ego has an idea. Keith Olbermann's Ego believes that what NBC should do is give the Ego his own talk show. I mean think about the possibilities. What does Keith Olbermann's Ego love to do more than anything else? No, the answer is NOT eat. It's talking people. Talking. And the Ego has always dreamed he could one day grow up and be just like Tom Snyder (go look him up people). So Keith Olbermann's Ego would like to invite one of these guys to go to Fox, please go to Fox. That way the Ego gets his own talk show.