Tuesday, September 22, 2009

For the record? Dan Abrams can kiss Keith Olbermann's Ass

How dare he question the journalistic integrity and ethics of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego? The Ego has a primetime news show--what does Abrams have? A dinky website. Keith Olbermann's Ego rests his case and as judge and jury, I win, as The Ego always does.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Jenna BUSH Hager on the Today SHOW?

WTF? How did this happen? Dammit Katy Tur's Ego belongs on the Today show--not some presidential spawn who can't read her way out of a paper bag. Do you people realize the sacrifices that Katy Tur has made to make it in this business? I sleep with Keith Olbermann people--haven't I suffered enough? Do you think that The Weather Channel and WNBC are enough for me? I need to be rewarded for my labor people. And Keith Olbermann's ego promised me he'd make me a star. He said he owned MSNBC NBC. A Star dammit, not a supporting character on the stupid weather channel. All I can say is that Mr. Ego better get off his fat butt and get to work. Or Katy's Ego will be very, very displeased. And you know what that means don't you Keith? No sexytime for Mr. Happy until Katy's Ego is happy again.

Monday, September 7, 2009

It's Labor Day!

Go out and see a MLB game or something, sure your seats won't be as great as the Ego's but maybe you can catch a glimpse of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego!

Friday, September 4, 2009

The Christian Science Monitor doesn't like Glenn Beck either

Now, Glenn Beck is an art critic. Last night on Fox News, Beck launched a lengthy and rambling investigation of the “communist” art splayed across the face of Rockefeller Center in New York City. (Video below.) In short order, he went on to accuse John D. Rockefeller, whose family developed the plaza, of supporting communism and fascism. (Apparently one can believe in both at once.)
Absolutely not, says Christopher Knight, an art critic (a real one) for the Los Angeles Times. Beck was as “nutty as usual,” Knight wrote: He pointed to a portrait of Lenin in Mexican master Diego Rivera’s destroyed Rockefeller lobby mural, “Man at the Crossroads,” but forgot to mention that old John D. had the mural removed because of it. (Facts are stubborn things — even more stubborn than demagoguery.) With comedy stylings like that, Beck is turning out to be the Harold Harby of our day. Who was Harold Harby? A Los Angeles city councilman in the early 1950s, Harby took up propaganda-arms with a paranoid group of right-wing loonies called the Society for Sanity in Art. They made it their patriotic duty to search out Communist symbols they just knew were hidden in that weird, postwar abstract art.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Is Glenn Beck a Murderer and a Rapist?

Look, I don't know if it's true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, but if it isn't, Glenn Beck, alleged 1990 murderer and rapist, should produce the girl he didn't rape and murder in 1990 so that this matter can be cleared up. All we want is proof. What is he trying to hide? He should produce the girl he allegedly did or did not rape and murder in 1990 and until he takes the five minutes it will take to clear this little matter up then he should be deemed a suspicious character. But I really urge him to come clean on this and answer these important questions. And oh yeah, tell us if she was a communist or knows Van Jones.