Monday, November 30, 2009

Hey Kids Guess What Time It Is?

That's right children, The Ego's ratings haven't been good lately so you know what that means right? Yes, it's another Very Special Comment tonight on Countdown. Be there. The Ego needs the Ratings.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Olbermann's Ego Wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving

and all the turkey you can eat. And speaking of turkeys--have you seen the ratings for NBC lately? Talk about turkeys. Good thing they have Keith Olbermann's Ego saving them huh?

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Naked Keith Olbermann--You Know You Want It

The Ego does not think that this is the most flattering representation of himself (or anyone else for that matter) but if you want to purchase this alleged work of art, it's up for bids on Ebay.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Ego's Weekend

I'm sure you're wondering what Keith Olbermann's Ego was doing this weekend and The Ego is happy to tell you that he was at the Joe Torre Safe at Home annual benefit dinner where The Ego was one of THE featured celebrities in attendance. Sure Joe no longer coaches the Ego's much-beloved Yankees but the Ego is all about helping the ......what the hell is this charity for again? Anywho charity. The Ego is all about the charity. Why the Ego's favorite charity is one Miss Katy Tur who benefits greatly from the Ego's charity. I mean honestly---does she think she'd have those jobs if it weren't for The Ego's charity?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Gawker remains on Keith Olbermann's Ego's Hit List

and by Hit List the Ego is not referring to the top 40 but to those that the Ego has banished and/or exiled due to their failure to get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Although the Ego has to credit Gawker for one thing: name-checking the Ego in their latest attack on moi.
It doesn't help Olbermann's case that he does in fact, have a hugely overgrown ego, regularly put on display.
But why do they say it like it's a bad thing? You can't stop Keith Olbermann's Ego, you can't even hope to contain it and that is as it should be.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Do you know who Mike Murphy is?

Keith Olbermann's Ego will tell you exactly who Mike Murphy is: a guy who used to have a job providing GOP propaganda on MSNBC. But no more and never again. The Ego has spoken.