Friday, November 6, 2009

Gawker remains on Keith Olbermann's Ego's Hit List

and by Hit List the Ego is not referring to the top 40 but to those that the Ego has banished and/or exiled due to their failure to get the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Although the Ego has to credit Gawker for one thing: name-checking the Ego in their latest attack on moi.
It doesn't help Olbermann's case that he does in fact, have a hugely overgrown ego, regularly put on display.
But why do they say it like it's a bad thing? You can't stop Keith Olbermann's Ego, you can't even hope to contain it and that is as it should be.

14 comments:

marinara said...

Keith's fans are huge fans of his ego! That's why we keep watching.

Anonymous said...

Keith did you forget to give Katy her allowance? She's bitching over on Twitter about how her computer won't work right because she's dropped it a bunch of times. I guess she's clumsy or something? Anyway, just buy the girl a new computer okay so she'll shut up her whining.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Katy is just trying to force The Ego to shell out some more $$$ on her. The Ego got her two jobs. Why can't she use some of that $$ to buy herself a new laptop and shut the hell up (and oh how the Ego wishes she would shut up, just for a minute or two). If you think her whining is bad in public, you should hear her at home. Now you know why The Ego hooked her up with 2 jobs (more time away so the Ego could get some peace and quiet).

marinara said...

Katy twitters? That sounds as ill-advised as that MSNBC intern blogging about Keith. Why don't you give us a link, anon, so we can look? I don't twitter, so I don't know how to find it myself.

Greyfawn said...

Will Daily Kos soon be on the hit list? I noticed that the link to that blog is gone from the Countdown site.
Since Keith refuses to Twitter, that's probably the only safe place Katy has to register her complaints. :-)

bunny said...

Katy's Twitter:

http://twitter.com/iamkatytur

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Daily Kos has not yet been exiled--trust The Ego, the next time he needs to plug a Very Special Comment, he'll return to DKos.

bunny said...

What does The Ego think of this?

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Keith_Olbermann

marinara said...

I saw this link at The Raw Story. Some blogger guy wrote up this big thing about your balls! I don't know whether you'd want to praise him or add him to your enemies list.
http://trueslant.com/nathandiebenow/2009/11/10/keith-olbermann-prays-for-quick-testicular-pain-relief/

justme said...

"twitter.com/IAMKATYTUR"

Puh-leeeze.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

What is it with you people--sending me links discussing dicks and balls? What filthy minds you all have! The Ego likes that in a fan, preferably if you're female, very attractive, and under 25. The Ego needs to replace Katy soon. She's growing older with each and every passing day.

Anonymous said...

Okay her Twitter (and in her case is there a more accurate description or what) says that she's listening to a "mix tape" a friend made her. What is she? 13?

Greyfawn said...

You know, this has been bugging me. Blonde; no discernible talents; certain ... shall we say, "endowments"; rich, much older boyfriend. Isn't this how Anna Nicole Smith got her start?

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

At least Anna Nicole hauled in some coin every now and then: Playboy, Guess ads, films. Katy wouldn't have a job if it weren't for The Ego.