Friday, January 30, 2009

Putting the "Super" in "Super Bowl"

You know what makes the Super Bowl so great? Yeah baby, you got it. Keith Olbermann's big fat ego. And the other guy? He's what you call a "supporting cast member". Sunday, NBC, all-f'ing day: be there to witness the Ego's greatness. And oh yeah, there's some kind of sporting event being held that day too.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Why The Ego loves Yoga

You know, one of the things that Keith Olbermann's Ego likes to brag about is taking Yoga classes. And look at the results people. That's the body of a God you're looking at.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Happy Birthday

Keith Olbermann is 50 years old today. That's half-a-century or put another way, half-way to a hundred years old. Damn that's O-L-D. But how old does that make Keith Olbermann's Ego? Keith Olbermann's Ego is timeless and is not bound by the constraints of time or age or size. Or humility, good taste or common sense for that matter.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Forbes Weak Attempt at Humor

Keith Olbermann's Ego however is not amused. A list of the most influential liberals and moi is not included? This was a joke, right?

Michael Pollan? Kevin Drum? Who the hell is ever heard of some of these people.

Chris Matthews? Chris "I ramble incoherently" Matthews? They gotta be f'ing kidding me. Rachel Maddow--she is my protege. So do I get any credit for that? Not from Forbes I don't. Idiots. I demand to know where Keith Olbermann's EGO is at on that list. I demand a recount immediately. (Note to self: Put this on the list of possible Special Comment topics).

Hat tip to Jan for bringing this atrocity to The Ego's attention".

Keith Olbermann's Ego as FCC Chairman?

The Ego likes the sound of that.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

What Keith Olbermann's Ego does in His spare time

I know you are all interested in what The Ego does in His spare time. And no, it's not just admire The Greatness that is Kieth Olbermann's Ego. The Ego also has to work, waht with this economy the way that it is and with The Girlfriend constantly snapping up new Marc Jacobs bags and other designer finery, The Ego has had to consider a third job. It's not enough that Keith Olbermann's Ego hosts a nightly show on MSNBC and serves as a NBC Football analyst. The Ego also has to do this:
Yes, that's right. The Ego sells baseball memorabilia in His spare time.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

You know why Keith Olbermann's Ego Loves Chris Matthews?

Because Chris Matthews makes Keith Olbermann look like more than a genius than The Ego already is.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Now back to more Me.

You all know that Keith Olbermann's Ego loves Keith Olbermann above and beyond anything else. Except maybe for the Yankess and baseball card collecting. Anywho, last night the Ego put his two finger-typing skills to work to produce another brilliant Special Comment, delivered to absolute perfection on last night's Countdown. Watch it. Again and Again. Marvel at just how damn good The Ego is. Then go post the love and adoration at Kos. Because there is absolutely nothing that the Ego loves more than that. That and acclaim. And lots of it.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

And one more thing...Special Comment Monday Night

Sure I know some of you will be watching the pre-inauguration festivities but why bother when you can watch the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego give another Special Comment full of faux righteous outrage and indignation? Remember, that's Monday night, 8pm Eastern, on your tv screen.

More me.

More of Keith Olbermann is always a good thing right? Just to let you peons know that there will be at least 6 hours of the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Massive Ego unleashed on the world on Inauguration Day, from 7 am to 1 pm Eastern. The bad news? Chris Matthews will be there with The Ego.

Friday, January 16, 2009

The Hardworking Countdown Crew

Here's the Countdown crew after another day of "hard work" (because as we know, Keith Olbermann's massive ego does all the really hard work at Countdown).

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

You know why Keith Olbermann's Ego Loves Starbucks?

Keith Olbermann's Enormous Ego loves Starbucks because they love Keith Olbermann and MSNBC, (as they should).
The inauguration coverage by the cable news channel MSNBC will be projected onto movie theater screens in 21 cities next Tuesday. The channel is also planning to announce a partnership with Starbucks to simulcast its coverage in 650 of the company’s stores.

Leave it to Gawker however to snark on the greatness that is Keith Olbermann:
The liberal cable news network's Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews and Joe Scarborough will probably spend the entire time yelling at and viciously mocking one another, so be sure to claim your table as soon as your local Starbucks opens, so that you can enjoy that for many hours, in a caffeinated and highly-focused state.
Whatever. At least they'll be watching.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Keith Olbermann's 10-Foot High Head

That's life-sized actually once you factor in The Ego.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, President-elect Barack Obama is on his way to the big screen, thanks to a deal between MSNBC and Screenvision that will put the news channel's inaugural coverage in 27 theaters around the country. Free tickets are being handed out via to see the inauguration and parade from 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. ET at the 27 theaters run by 11 exhibitor partners in 21 markets. That means that Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews and other MSNBC and NBC personalities will play the big movie screen in addition to the usual MSNBC cable and satellite stream.

Ahhhh. The Ego and the Big Screen. We meet at last. We always knew that one day we'd be a major motion picture star. Or something.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

See? I can be nice to people.

Keith Olbermann's Ego is perfectly capable of being nice to people, even women. In this case it was Rachel Maddow.
Keith (Olbermann) showed me how to read the teleprompter. He stayed late one night and walked me through it. I filled in for him a few times, and then I did a stint of eight or nine days. That was it before the show launched.
See there? Keith Olbermann can be unselfish. Yeah yeah yeah, it was all so she could sub for The Ego as the Ego took some much-needed vacay time but at least I cared enough about my vacation audience to make sure that my sub could at least read the teleprompter in my absence. Who says the Ego isn't a giver?

Friday, January 9, 2009

Herman Munster?

Jon Stewart no longer amuses Keith Olbermann's Ego. And it's obvious that he's not only painfully unfunny, he's also in some dire need of glasses. Why? Because he compared Rachel Maddow to "Marilyn" on the Munsters. You know, the pretty blonde? My point exactly. Anyway, JS went on to say this:
Using "The Munsters" as an analogy, he said: "Here's what I think when I watch MSNBC — you're Marilyn. But everyone else over there is fucking nuts. Now I'm not going to tell you who Herman Munster is, but I will tell you I believe Chris Matthews is the dragon who lives under the stairs."
The Ego is going to pretend he does not resemble that remark in any way, shape, or form and believes instead that Stewart must have been implying that Joe Scarborough is the Herman in our group (even though The Ego is the one with the freakishly huge forehead and is known to be a tall and yes, somewhat clumsy).

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Keith Olbermann is Evil.

Keith Olbermann is Evil. So says Sarah Palin. Sarah who? Oh yeah. THAT Sarah Palin. The one who got her butt beat in the 2008 presidential election and was who was sent home packing to Alaska with her newly purchased designer wardrobe. Anyway, seems Sarah P has a lot of time to vent these days and who should she vent at? The genius that is Keith Olbermann's Gigantic Ego. Here, let the great (but not as great as Keith Olbermann is) Think Progress lay out it for you:
Right-winger John Ziegler — who is waging a one-man crusade to prove that President-elect Obama won the election solely because of “media bias” — recently interviewed Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK). In a gushing description published on a new website devoted to making Hollywood more conservative, Ziegler details Palin’s reaction to seeing a photo of MSNBC host Keith Olbermann: W]hen she looked at the back cover of my first film…and saw the photo of one of the film’s targets, Keith Olbermann, she literally let out a shriek and, pointing to his photograph, declared, “THAT guy is EVIL!” Ziegler wrote that, after the interview, “I know, with moral certitude, that the media assassination of [Palin], her character and family, was one of the greatest public injustices of our time.”
Media assassination? Did this Ziegler guy check out the way that Palin tried to assassinate the English language?

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I think I like this Twitter thing.

Keith Olbermann's Ego is really beginning to like this thing called Twitter. First it told me that Bill O'Reilly was gay, now it's telling me that Sanchez is on crack. That explains so very much about them both don't you think?

Twitter This.

Keith Olbermann's Ego had absolutely nothing to do with the hacking of Fixed News' Twitter account. The Ego doesn't even know what twittering is all about. But the Ego enjoys reading anything that might remotely be perceived as embarrassing to BOR or Fixed News.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Say What Anderson Cooper?

So Anderson Cooper threw down this challenge to the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego last night:
I could "take" both of them (Chris Matthews & Keith Olbermann) in an arm wrestle.
Have any of you seen how painfully skinny Cooper is? Keith Olbermann's Ego could just sit on the little pipsqueak and crush him. And Matthews could just bore him to death.