I'm Keith Olbermann's ego and I'm here to tell the internets just how wonderful I am. But you already knew that right?
Somebody call Pat Boone & tell him he can have his shoes back.
Wow - some men just should NOT wear white pants. Okay here goes: "Tenille, honey, bring me my Captain hat, okay?"
I'm dressed as a yachtsman because I'm as big as a boat?
Why it's Captain EGO!
You probably get a free bowl of soup with those pants . . . but they look good on you!!!
Lovey....is that Thurston Howell III?
Have any of you taken a look at the profiles of some of the Ego's followers on Twitter? Most of them are either butt-ugly, morbidly obese, or really manly looking. Really ladies, some makeup, a weight loss program and a good haircut could vastly improve your chances of getting laid in this lifetime. But notice how he was only following the really younger attractive ones (the minority) until his fan sites started to bitch about it and now he follows a couple of these looks-challenged older ones now. I guess it's his version of a mercy-fuck, a mercy-twit-follow.
I saw a Twitter incident where he warned one of his coworkers not to answer/pay attention to a tweet from a follower b/c that person was a troll and was attacking him and his fans. I checked out the fan's page, I checked out the troll's page. And between the two I noticed something rather odd. Other than sending a question or two to other media types, they were only picking on The Genius Ego (or is that Ego Genius) and that one fan. So did we have a real troll or a sock puppet created by a desperate fan who craved his attention and sympathy. To their credit, it worked: they won both. He continues to respond to that one fan. It's interesting to note also that their profile also listed a litany of woes, disabilities, and worthy causes the fan claimed to champion, all designed to pull on the heartstrings. But is any of that actually true? Who knows-you can be anyone on the internet you want to be or you can be as many people as you want to be on an anonymous venue like Twitter. It may all be on the up and up. Or it could all be lies. I remember him saying he was conned before in an episode relayed in a film called The Night Caller or the Night Listener or something like that. Obviously he learned very little from that episode. He may be a genius but I think he's a very gullible one.
I think I know which fan you're talking about. And reading their tweets is more than a little creepy. For someone who has talked about having stalkers in the past he sure seems to be encouraging some real viable candidates for stalkerdom on that Twitter page.
I would have been afraid someone would have tried to harpoon me in those white pants if I were him.
You can tell when he's got a date, those are the weekends he isn't tweeting every five minutes.
The Ego-Twit made a big mistake with last night's show. He was obviously NOT happy with all of the attention his female fans were giving to Philippe Cousteau. :-) I don't believe that Mr. Cousteau will be back any time soon.
The Ego was most certainly not happy. You see, if you are a true Ego fan, you love The Ego above all others. ALL others, even frenchmen.
Greyfawn, I agree with your observations regarding Cousteau. I saw Cousteau at the live taping of "Real Time with Bill Maher" and the camera does not do him justice.Also, did anyone notice the pass the Ego gave Limbaugh for have a spouse 23 years his junior, as if justifying his own brush(es) with youth, as it were?
Bunny, you don't understand about men like Limbaugh and the greatness that is the Ego. We're internationally-known superstars. Sure he's a repugnant Republican but we both are loaded. It is our God-Divine right, not matter what we look like or how old or fat our asses may get, to have young babes chasing after us.
I like the new look but i wish that you would do some new posts.
Hard to do new posts when the Ego-twit has become so darn boring. It's either show propaganda tweets, "batting practice" to trolls or baseball tweets. zzzz.... Bring back DC does Debbie tweets!
Sal understands the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.
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