Thursday, December 16, 2010

Keith Olbermann's Ego Twit has left Twitter


Now see what you evil mean twitter types have done to the fragility that is Keith Olbermann's now-shattered Ego? Keith Olbermann has left Twitter. See, it even says so on Huffington Post. The Ego doesn't tweet just for the fun of it people. I thought by now that people would understand the immense neediness that is Keith Olberman's Ego. How dare anyone ever question what the Ego (or the Ego-Twit in this case) says or does? See what happens? Twitter accounts get closed.
Olbermann began receiving a flood of heated criticism on Twitter for hosting Moore and for retweeting Jagger's post. In response, Olbermann apologized for any offense he had caused, but denied that he had done anything else wrong.

Again, people should know the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego well-enough by now to know that the Ego should never, ever be criticised. For anything. Ever. What part of that is so difficult for people to understand?
And this was even after the Ego-Twit tried to, sorta, kinda, apologize.
Rape has touched my family, directly and savagely, and if anybody thinks I have addressed it without full sensitivity, then that assessment is the one that counts, and I apologize. But these accusations that I "revealed" an accuser's identity by retweeting Bianca Jagger's link, or that I 'shamed' an accuser by asking a question about the prosecution of a man governments are trying to bury, or that I do not 'understand' charges that have yet to be presented in their final form, reflect exactly the kind of rushing to judgment of which I'm accused, and merit the same kind of apology I have just given.

The Ego sacrificed himself by revealing that a female relative was raped and that it took her 20 years to "get over it". See the lengths to which the Ego is willing to go to on Twitter to simply share with you ungrateful bastards (and bitches--gotta keep it co-ed right?) even if it hurts himself a relative in the process? That's giving people. What finer definition of sacrifice could you possibly find than someone willing to use a relative's savage rape for his own exoneration of accusations that he retweeted the names of the women allegedly raped by the WikiLeaks dweeb which were posted in a retweet of Bianca Jagger's?

So The Ego has decided to stop tweeting. It's your own fault really. That and Bianca Jagger. And possibly Michael Moore. And of course, all those evil Twitter types. The Ego hopes you're happy. Now how will he amuse himself? More importantly, how will he receive the praise and adoration which is so vital to his utter survival?

And Gawker can bite Keith Olbermann's Ego. I hope they're hacked. What? They were already? How could they tell the difference? They are hacks, not like the genius that is Keith Olbermann's Ego.

Update: And what is it with women trying to use the Ego to get their 15 minutes of fame? Isn't it enough that I got Katy Tur a job at WNBC despite her obvious lack of talent at just about any and everything? And now Salon is on the Ego's enemies list too for printing this idiot's self-serving blather. The Ego is still waiting for her apology--there are NO charges against Aussange, just complaints.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to see your back in the house Ego.

First of all, KO is a baby. Grow a set of balls man. It's just a bunch of internet hecklers. Don't give them the time of day and move on.

Secondly, please learn the meaning of TMI.

bunny said...

Here, Ego: this may soothe your troubled brow:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20101217/lf_ac/7426452_books_poster_can_be_bought_for_keith_olbermann_followers

bunny said...

Here, Ego: this may soothe your troubled brow:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20101217/lf_ac/7426452_books_poster_can_be_bought_for_keith_olbermann_followers

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure he intended to tweet over the holidays anyway. I strongly suspect that this was a dramatic exit. Love ya, Ego, but you have to admit you have a flair for the dramatic. :-)

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Moi? Dramatic? Whatever gave you that idea?

LK said...

So happy to see the Ego, the real one, back. Would also like to see the Ego Twit back on Twitter. Go check out the commens at Salon. Turns out that the instigator in the whole MooreandMe debacle over at Twitter had to make two corrections in as many days to her article over there about how great she is for making KO leave Twitter. Lots of negative comments about her and her article there. Someone even noted that she's as bad as Olbermann is for editing comments that appear or don't appear at her blog. So hard to tell the dancer from the dancer in this one folks.

LK said...

PS can't read the links bunny sent. it doesn't lead to any article says article not found.

bunny said...

Here is the link:

http://tinyurl.com/27ajh97