Ben Affleck, who’s hosting “Saturday Night Live” this week, was rehearsing a skit this afternoon mocking Keith Olbermann when Olbermann himself got past security to watch, according to a source with knowledge of the incident. A source described the skit as “savage,” in portraying Olbermann as a deranged person living at home with his mother. Affleck, said a source, became uneasy with Olbermann in attendance at the 3 p.m., closed-set rehearsal. But Olbermann, through a spokesman, was complimentary on his first time being mocked on "SNL" — a position his MSNBC colleague Chris Matthews has been in over the years.Okay actually? The Ego isn't too happy to know he's being mocked but is more thrilled to know that he is known.
“I’m not Sarah Palin,” Olbermann said. “I know how valuable it is to me. And it’s funny."
I'm Keith Olbermann's ego and I'm here to tell the internets just how wonderful I am. But you already knew that right?
Friday, October 31, 2008
Live from New York: It's ME ME ME ME!
More evidence of how important Keith Olbermann truly is: his very own parody on Saturday Night Live.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Obama should have picked Keith Olbermann as his running mate

Seriously--have you seen these ratings? People watched the moving and inspiring 30-minute Obama special and do you know what they did then? They all changed their channels to watch the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. See-if only Obama had chosen Keith Olbermann instead of Joe Biden as VP---he'd be even more popular than he already is. The Giant O ticket--think of the possibilities!
Labels:
Biden,
Countdown with Keith Olbermann,
Obama,
Ratings,
Vice-President
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Keith Olbermann Rules the Ratings
The third quarter ratings are out and I'm compelled to let everyone know that Keith Olbermann's ego rocks the ratings game these days.
And you know why? No, it's not because of Rachel Maddow, it's because of me, The Ego because I'm the one who put Rachel on the air! Behold the genius of Keith Olbermann's Ego people. Remember, it's not calledMSNBC KONBC for nothing.
But the eyebrow raising story to emerge from a month dominated by politics was MSNBC. The traditionally third-place network inched passed CNN in the primetime in the 25-54 sales demographic, to give the network its best primetime performance in its 12-year history.
And you know why? No, it's not because of Rachel Maddow, it's because of me, The Ego because I'm the one who put Rachel on the air! Behold the genius of Keith Olbermann's Ego people. Remember, it's not called
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Anderson Cooper? Anderson Cooper?
You got be f'ing kidding me. Anderson Cooper is the "new Edward R. Murrow"? What does he do that I don't do? Oh yeah, sure he goes to the scene of any natural disaster. Big f'ing deal. He just does it so he can emote for the camera. The Ego does not need to sink to such cheap tricks. The great thing about being Keith Olbermann's ego is that it doesn't require travel. And so he's on 60 Minutes now. Big deal. Do you know who watches that show? Old people. I have hip, young viewers. And I'm ME dammit: The Ego That Roared. How dare this idiot say that I'm not today's Edward R. Murrow--the "complete" package--whatever that means. And you know what else? The Ego lives with a 20-something GIRL. The Ego is a red-blooded, all-American MALE who likes young women (the younger the better). So was Murrow. So see? Keith Olbermann's Ego is today's real Murrow, not this Anderson Cooper guy, his globe-trotting, and his Prada suits.
Labels:
Anderson Cooper,
Edward R. Murrow,
Keith Olbermann
Friday, October 24, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
And you ask me WHY I need to do a nightly special comment?
It's not just the part about saving this great nation from another 8 years of incompetent Republican rule, it's also this.
On the first night of Keith Olbermann's nightly Special Campaign Comments, the MSNBC program had its highest viewership ever in the A25-54 demo (935,000). Countdown was #1 in demo and #2 in Total Viewers (behind The O'Reilly Factor). Also, Hardball was #1 at 7pmET and The Rachel Maddow Show was #1 at 9pmET in the demo.Yeah go ahead, admit it. The Ego is Loved. As it should be.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Yeah you heard the Ego right
NIGHTLY special comments baby! More of The Ego is always, always a good thing.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)