Thursday, October 2, 2008

Enough already.

If I have to read one more article about everyone's favorite Lesbian, Rachel Maddow I'm going to throw up. What about me? What about my ego? It must be fed dammit. Where is the press love for me? I used to be everyone's darling. And you know what really blows? That these glowing articles about Rachel (trust me she ain't all that) don't mention me or give me all the credit for her success, as they should. Because without me? She's nothing.

10 comments:

flowergirl said...

I suspect Rachel can do very well without Keith. But she did say he was sweet. LOL.
But then, in the same breath she said she wasn't going to go after the right the way he does.
So, yeah, she'll survive long after he fades away.

LK said...

One day Rachel might be running MSNBC. Better be nice to her Keith.

marinara said...

Tonight on Countdown, you got to tell everyone how you masturbate on the couch in front of the TV, but you pretended like you were berating some other poor slug for doing it while watching Sarah Palin.

That got you some attention from me!

Sounds like you also need some attention from Katy. Soon.

flowergirl said...

OMG!!! I flipped over there just to see what he might have been talking about and I'll be damned if it wasn't just that.
He looked mighty guilty, didn't he?
My first thought was, "yeah buddy, you probably get photos of naked women and do the same thing".

He's a real piece of work.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Look, if everyone is honest they'll admit they beat off too. Why? Because they can.

marinara said...

Of course everyone does it, Keith, but we don't talk about it on television!

marinara said...

*Ahem* I thought you said you weren't going to watch him any more until after the election, Flower Girl :)

Anonymous said...

Probably has pics of naked women? I bet he's got a porno collection at home that rivals his baseball card collection. Come on, the man took up with a girl young enough to be his daughter. He's a major skeev-ball.

flowergirl said...

Marinara, I did say that, didn't I?LOL.

I only watched that one little part. Apparently he's been having a little bit of "fun" lately.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

I object to the characterization of Keith Olbermann's ego as a "major skiv-ball". It's accurate, I just object.

And FG simply cannot resist my greatness, thus she feels compelled to watch Countdown so she can bask in the greatness that is KOE.