I'm Keith Olbermann's ego and I'm here to tell the internets just how wonderful I am. But you already knew that right?
So Keith's Ego is not the master of his domain?
Nope. Nor King of the Castle. :-) But he does have an Emmy nom, which, he has pointed out, is a LOT more than Carlson has.
Tucker has his father's cane collection. Keith could make a nice joke about that.
Uh oh. Tucker says Keith's ego is an asshole. But we knew that already.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/16/keith-olbermanntucker-car_n_649592.htmlAnd here's Keith trying to defend himself. Barely.http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/msnbc/tucker_carlson_calls_olbermann_sad_tormented_despised_olbermann_responds_167894.asp?c=rss
Honestly Fucker, I mean Tucker, of course everyone at MSNBC hates the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego because duh, they aren't Keith Olbermann. It's good to be Keith Olbermann's Ego. Hell, it's the greatest thing in the world being Keith Olbermann's Ego. Did you know that I get to bang young girls and live in a lavish Upper East side Apartment? Oh, I've mentioned those already? Sorry. Who am I kidding? I'm not sorry. I want everyone to know how great it is being Keith Olbermann's Ego but the greatest thing about being Keith Olbermann's Ego? Never having to admit you're sorry (or wrong). Suck on that Carlson.
Is the Ego on an acid trip of some kind? The redesign is giving me a headache.
It's the Summer of Love baby. Katy Tur's Ego is a thing of the past and the Ego is discovering new territories this summer, so to speak. As always, eligible applicants should be between the ages of 18 (got to keep it legal) and 29. State your case on Twitter and if you're lucky, the Ego will do more than just follow you if you know what I mean.
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