Yes as a matter of fact Keith Olbermann will not be working tonight

or tomorrow night either for your information. So stop asking. And be nice to Howard Dean (and Richard Wolffe & Lawrence O'Donnell) while I'm gone. The Ego needs a vacation. And if you have a problem with that, break out the Keith Olbermann tapes or DVDs or whatever it is that you people collect Countdown episodes on and roll one in The Ego's absence. (And don't pretend you have no such collection. You people live for The Ego. As it should be). Now shut up bitching and let Keith Olbermann's Ego vacation in peace.

Sweet! Awesome! Katy Tur Sees A Tornado!

Okay Katy Tur's Ego has seen a tornado now. Can I come home now? Where is Keith's agent my agent? I want a sweet deal just like Katie Couric has. No, wait, I want Katie Couric's job. I mean we have the same name and everything. And I bet Katie Couric has never been hit in the head by a hailstone. And Katy Tur's Ego is much, much, much younger and way cuter. And Katy Tur knows how to use words like sweet and awesome. So agent person. Get busy. Negotiate my new anchor deal immediately. What do you think Keith I'm paying you for? I've paid my dues dammit! Katy Tur's Ego has been out in an old beat up car for almost a month now with sweaty, smelly nerdy guys (who aren't even rich like Keith's Ego is). Not to mention the past two years living with The Ego. I deserved an anchor job for that one alone. So I've been up close and personal with a tornado. Now I'm ready to be a star!