Monday, June 8, 2009

Sweet! Awesome! Katy Tur Sees A Tornado!

Okay Katy Tur's Ego has seen a tornado now. Can I come home now? Where is Keith's agent my agent? I want a sweet deal just like Katie Couric has. No, wait, I want Katie Couric's job. I mean we have the same name and everything. And I bet Katie Couric has never been hit in the head by a hailstone. And Katy Tur's Ego is much, much, much younger and way cuter. And Katy Tur knows how to use words like sweet and awesome. So agent person. Get busy. Negotiate my new anchor deal immediately. What do you think Keith I'm paying you for? I've paid my dues dammit! Katy Tur's Ego has been out in an old beat up car for almost a month now with sweaty, smelly nerdy guys (who aren't even rich like Keith's Ego is). Not to mention the past two years living with The Ego. I deserved an anchor job for that one alone. So I've been up close and personal with a tornado. Now I'm ready to be a star!


Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Isn''t she the best thing you've ever seen?

LK said...

She's not as horrible as I thought she would be but is her presence absolutely necessary for TWC?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure she's had a lot of experience being around long-winded hot air bags before.

Marcia x3 said...

I'd like to know how many takes it took to get the final piece for airing. Believe it or not, but most people, with very little training, can talk into a microphone, and with a little more practice even pronounce big or technical words.

Her problem (and the reason she was probably dumped from CW11) was she terrible live (or when a piece had to be turned around quickly). One time she did an "in studio" report and flubbed about 4 times in a 1:30 piece. And remember when the crane crashed into a NYC bldg, she was downright giddy with excitement (even though people were crushed dead in the bldg), and when interviewing a witness she lost interest within 10 seconds--check the youtubes).

She really needs to get down on her knees and thank Olbermann for her "career" EVERY SINGLE day! (I have a feeling she already does this...wink, wink!)

But seriously folks, lets be honest here, she's that bad, and she would never be in the "business" if it wasn't for him. (Even her parents who are real TV journalists, couldn't get her a job!)

Anonymous said...

Oh, poor Katy. I'm rooting for you. Just keep at it!