I'm Keith Olbermann's ego and I'm here to tell the internets just how wonderful I am. But you already knew that right?
Monday, October 26, 2009
Happy (Belated) Birthday to Katy Tur's Ego!
So Katy Tur's birthday was last week and it simply slipped The Ego's mind. But you will have to excuse Keith Olbermann's Ego (and that's an order, not a request). The Ego was really, really busy, what with advising the President of the Free World, watching the Yankees go to the World Series working on both Countdown and Football Night in America. How could the Ego be expected to remember that Katy Tur's Ego was having (yet another) birthday. About that Katy: as you know, The Ego likes younger women (just so long as they are legal). And Katy, sadly, is aging. Can you really blame The Ego for wanting to forget she was getting yet another year older? The Ego on the other hand is timeless, like fine merlot.
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Talk about Old. Katy Tur's Ego is not the one that's half-a-century old. That's like what? 60? And at least Katy Tur's Ego is not getting the AARP magazine or anything like certain people she knows.
It's actually today, Keith's Ego.
If anyone would like a visual aid in celebrating this auspicious occasion, you can check out the Flickr photostream entitled "I Am Katy Tur", chock-a-block with photos capturing the many moods of KTE.
No wonder you had to get a second apartment...no fitting all that glory into just one.
You expect me to remember a detail like that? The Ego of course can tell you obscure statistics regarding long-dead baseball players and even recite, verbatim, statistics from specific games from any year in baseball but The Ego cannot be bothered with trivializes like trying to remember the GF's bday. Besides, as The Ego has mentioned earlier, it pains him to think that the GF is now yet another year older.
It was on the 26th. I thought I sent my comment on the 26th.
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