Minions: Man your battlestations immediately

Gawker is on the attack. Just remember, everything they say about Keith Olbermann is a lie. They are enemies of Keith Olbermann's Ego and everything they say about The Ego is always, always, always going to be a lie even when it's the truth, especially when it's the truth. That is all you need to know. As always, I expect everyone to rush immediately to Gawker and call them out for telling the truth lies about The Ego. I see some of you have already scurried to the site to accuse them of being right-wing operatives who are trying to bring Keith Olbermann down. Very good. The Ego is very proud of you, but then, the Ego deserves nothing less. After all, you shutdown Jossip for Keith Olbermann's Ego, now you need to do the same for Gawker.

And PS? While you're at it--Cityfile has decided to snark on The Ego as well. Show them your scorn and hatred too.

PS X 2: Thank you to loyal Olbermann's Ego defender Marinara who informs The Ego that Raw Story must now also be added to the list of right-wing propaganda machines who seek to destroy Keith Olbermann's Ego. What? They're a liberal website? No, you just think they are a liberal website. If they were a true liberal website they would defend The Ego against Gawker's scurrilous claims and they are somehow trying to claim that both Gawker AND The Ego are right. Now the loyal readers of this blog know that only one viewpoint is correct 100% of the time and that is The Ego's, so therefore Gawker is wrong, wrong, wrong and Raw Story should be defending, not mocking the Ego. So Raw Story has now also been added to the official enemies list.

This is so sweet!

Look everybody, there's no need to actually watch Countdown for one of Keith's trademark "Special Comments" anymore, you can now generate your own! Pretty funny huh?

What? The Ego Gave Money to Charity for a Hoax?

Keith Olbermann's Ego is very, very displeased. Seems this "Mancow" person that claimed they were waterboarded really wasn't. But it comes from those stupid Gawker people and I've already discredited them anyway for writing the truth lies about me in the past. Just keep this on the down-low America, okay?

Back to Keith Olbermann's Ego

The Ego takes a couple of days off to enjoy a little R&R and what happens? Katy Tur's Ego seizes control of this blog. No one cares about your summer vacation job Katy. This blog is about Keith Olbermann's Ego, not Katy Tur's.

Now where was I? Oh yeah, Hannity is a big ole' fraidy cat. Here kitty kitty kitty. "

I don't know how Hannity is rationalizing this, but externally, his inability to live up to his promise pretty much speaks for itself," Olbermann told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "Plus, he is now less informed on the subject of waterboarding than is Erich `Mancow' Muller."

Keith Olbermann's Ego was against waterboarding before he was for it (but only for right-wing assholes idiots.

Programming Alert

Alright, listen up you jealous asses out there (yeah, you too Giant Ego of Keith Olbermann)--don't forget to tune in to The Weather Channel every day this week at 7pm to follow the continuing, madcap adventures of the Vortex 2 Tornado Hunters team. Even though we had a day off today. You know it's hard work roaming the country going to museums and seeing tourist attractions, etc. pretending to chase chasing tornadoes and stuff. Sure without the actual tornadoes, this stuff is as boring as watching paint dry but it's still better than reading some stupid baseball blog or something.

More Vacation uhm Job Pics

More pictures from Katy Tur's sweet vacation job coming to you today from Amarillo Texas and the Cadillac Ranch. When they asked Katy Tur's Ego if she wanted to go see a bunch of Old Wrecks, the first thought that came to mind was "But I've already got one of those back home in NYC". Turns out they were talking about old cars. Oh well, Happy Memorial Day from Amarillo Texas and the Cadillac Ranch. Is this a great vacation job or what?

Look-this is even bigger than Keith's Ego

So checking out the sights on my vacation new job and what do you know, I finally found something bigger than Keith's Ego: Mt. Rushmore.