Saturday, May 30, 2009

Minions: Man your battlestations immediately

Gawker is on the attack. Just remember, everything they say about Keith Olbermann is a lie. They are enemies of Keith Olbermann's Ego and everything they say about The Ego is always, always, always going to be a lie even when it's the truth, especially when it's the truth. That is all you need to know. As always, I expect everyone to rush immediately to Gawker and call them out for telling the truth lies about The Ego. I see some of you have already scurried to the site to accuse them of being right-wing operatives who are trying to bring Keith Olbermann down. Very good. The Ego is very proud of you, but then, the Ego deserves nothing less. After all, you shutdown Jossip for Keith Olbermann's Ego, now you need to do the same for Gawker.

And PS? While you're at it--Cityfile has decided to snark on The Ego as well. Show them your scorn and hatred too.

PS X 2: Thank you to loyal Olbermann's Ego defender Marinara who informs The Ego that Raw Story must now also be added to the list of right-wing propaganda machines who seek to destroy Keith Olbermann's Ego. What? They're a liberal website? No, you just think they are a liberal website. If they were a true liberal website they would defend The Ego against Gawker's scurrilous claims and they are somehow trying to claim that both Gawker AND The Ego are right. Now the loyal readers of this blog know that only one viewpoint is correct 100% of the time and that is The Ego's, so therefore Gawker is wrong, wrong, wrong and Raw Story should be defending, not mocking the Ego. So Raw Story has now also been added to the official enemies list.

10 comments:

marinara said...

I was wondering what happened to Jossip. Well, so what. They, Gawker and CityFile are your enemies!

But this article about the "controversy" is much better.

http://rawstory.com/blog/2009/05/media-planets-collide/

LK said...

The "minions" have been hard at work in the comments section at Gawker bitching away at them. What these idiots (and KO) don't get is that the more they post the more Gawker will continue to skewer Olbermann when it gets the opportunity, and lately, there seem to be a lot of those where he's concerned. Just like tv programs, they are about ratings in their case though it's page hits and comments which attract more advertisers for them.

But good for Gawker and for anyone else who calls him out on his bullshit. Just because he champions liberal causes it does not make him right 100% of the time.

Marcia x3 said...

Goodness, another KOSSACK lashes out, um, has a common sense critical take of Countdown:

"Goodbye Jay Leno, Farwell Keith Olbermann

http://tinyurl.com/ktqgeb

A "minion" named "Diogenes2008" is the most hardcore super slobbering Olbermann fan I've ever read. We all have a lot to learn!

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Indeed you do Marcia X3 (and the rest of you too). In fact I am at a loss as to explain why there aren't numerous "I love Ko" articles on Daily Kos each and every day, even on the weekends (especially on the weekends, gotta keep the PR bus rolling you know). Honestly I think you people have been spending way too much time on your own little lives and not thinking about what's really important here: Keith Olbermann.

marinara said...

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Apparently you haven't noticed the other hardcore fan, Citylightslover. Whenever Keith makes a comment at Daily Kos, Diogenes and Citylights are right after him, hoping to have their lives validated by him noticing them.

I have the honor of inducing Keith to personally answer me three times there. I am complete. *sigh*

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Your miserable little lives are certainly not complete until the genius that is Keith Olbermann's Ego acknowledges your existence. The rest of you take note: if you fawn enough at Daily Kos The Ego may possibly, just possibly reply to you.

Anonymous said...

Like your 9 viewer's Ego, aka Goddyear OBlimpMann, the few that stand by you here are as ignorant as a Borac on Eminem's face. Jossip went broke. As with your crack staff and smartamest 9 veiwer's in the world some of us are even smartermer and actually look up all your lies to prove you OBlimpmann are a worse than Hitler's boyfriend.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

"Anonymous 11:14's" comment is another example of the Special Education crowd that loves O'Reilly so much. Dude, I suggest you get yourself to some sort of adult education program immediately.

Anonymous said...

Keithina Oralwomann MURDERED a MILITARY MEMBER. Your HATRED for the MILITARY CAUSED THIS SOLDIER'S DEATH. YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!!!! Now EGO send this to your pedhphile outer shell and ADMIT YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, come up with something better EGO your ObLIMPpyMANN outershell is a CONSPIRATOR to the MURDER of a AMERICAN SOLDIER. HATE TO BE YOU or MSHUSSEIN. The 2nd Civil War has begun it appear's. Thank you EGO and MSHUSSEIN CHANNEL

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

And this my friends is a small sample of the short-bus crowd that are such avid Bill-O fans/GOP lovers. They count among their own the person who decided yesterday that they cared so much about the sanctity of human life that they felt it necessary to murder a man, in his own church no less, simply because they did not like the man's job. That's the mindset we're dealing with here folks. It ain't pretty, it's not sane and it does not possess an IQ over room temperature (and that's being way too generous on the Ego's part to credit the cretin with that much of an IQ).