Tuesday, May 19, 2009

I'm ticked at Keith's Ego


But then who isn't? Ha ha. A little humor there. That wacky Keith's Ego, sure keeps me bored laughing. I'm tired of seeing unflattering photos of the great beauty (not to mention genius) that is Katy Tur posted on this blog. So feast your eyes on this lovely photo, capturing the photoshopped natural beauty of Katy Tur's Ego in far more flattering detail than those ugly not photoshopped pics taken at some stupid baseball game a really great Yankees game. Oh and check out that super sweet view. That's from my Keith's Ego's fabulous Park Avenue condo. I mean doesn't every beginning journalist have a place on the Upper East Side crash pad like Katy Tur's ego does? Trust me on this, it took a lot of hard work to get where I'm at today (okay so I'm currently in a corn field somewhere in Nebraska but that's what you have to do while you're dating clawing your way to the top of the TV world).

16 comments:

marinara said...

After seeing that picture of Katy at the ballpark, I did not notice this until last night. WTF is that on her neck? Left side, three of them. Those are not hickeys.

KOE, can you blow that up for us? Could be birthmarks, I suppose. Or could be something very weird going on at the Olbermann residence.

Katy's Ego said...

It's called HAIR.

Go to Keith's Ego's photobucket, click on the link in my post name, click on the photo, then click on full size image, and there you go, it's just hair. Mystery solved. Now don't waste any more of Katy Tur's Ego's valuable time. There are tornadoes to be hunted down out there.

Anonymous said...

Or you could just go to the Baseball Nerd blog, scroll til you find that hideous photo, click on it and it will take you to a super-duper blow-up size version of it. And let me just say that her teeth are very frightening.

LK said...

She's got quite the overbite there doesn't she? I think I'm beginning to see where her real talents lie. Or is that lay?

Marcia x3 said...

That is the nicest picture of Ms. Tur so far. That view is totally worth the 4 million+ that Olbermann overpaid for! BTW, Why has this new flattering pic of Olbermann's girlfriend suddenly shown up on the interwebs!?! Paging Mulder & Scully...

I still think this is the most flattering pic of the future Mrs. Olbermann:

http://tinyurl.com/qbtymv

Anonymous said...

Word has it that may be already married but that Olbermann doesn't want to "alienate" his female viewers. The clue to this is that Katy is referring to her three-year old niece. Her brother doesn't have a kid; Olbermann however has a niece.

marinara said...

HAIR? Geez, and I thought we had a potential erotic asphyxiater on our hands.

Yeah, Anon, I remember her saying that about "her" niece, and I suspected the same thing, sort of. I didn't assume they'd married, however. Someone would have leaked that. If they consider themselves domestic partners, she may feel justified in referring to his niece as hers. I wonder if she also refers to his father as her father-in-law?

If they did get married, I hope Keith got her to sign a pre-nup.

flowergirl said...

Well, if they are already married then he's doing a damn good job of excluding her from his details.
No mention of her at all in his profiles and he said nary a word of her when his mother passed away.
You would think this would be important to him.
I really see no reason to hide it. His fans have already accepted her, in a round about way, so I doubt this information would make them stop watching his show.

I caught that when she said she has a "niece" but my first thought was that she just wanted to make everybody think she's already part of the family and not just some paid live-in.
But funny how Keith hardly ever mentioned his "family" until his mother passed away. Now he can't seem to mention it enough.

They don't call him Krazy Keith for nothing said...

Reason why he can't shut up about his family now when they barely merited a mention before? Simple, because he's still playing the grieving son angle up for all its worth plus word leaked out during that fracas that he actually didn't even LIKE his mother. Gotta pimp the image you know.

Anonymous said...

O'INBREDMANN and his pathetic ego couldn't bred a wart on a fleas ass. That's why bleach head katy ego is always around her gangsta's and suck blow pop's. A skank and a inbred fatass would bred a DOWD OR MURROW.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

I see the short bus has dropped of its passengers for the night.

Marcia x3 said...

Oh-no, the worm may be turning over at the Daily KOS. Seems many are growing tired of the "too much attention to Fox & Rush, and not enough news" Sadly this diary dared to post the ACTUAL ratings numbers showing Keith's huge drop off since the primary days. It ain't pretty, so far the "orange one" has not commented, yet...

http://tinyurl.com/r5fk8d

A comment from a KOSSACK:
"I'm still a fan, but I do think Keith has gotten awfully self-indulgent lately, esp. as regards injecting himself into stories."

(Hey, tell us something we don't already know!)

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Keith Olbermann's Ego does not appreciate your tone. And don't even get me started on Marinara or Flowergirl or LK or even Katy's Ego (note to Katy's Ego: The Ego ain't why I keep you around). I demand and require constant love and adoration. If someone is my enemy then therefore it should also be yours, understood? If The Ego is obsessed with something it should also immediately become your obsession and top priority until I identify a new obsession. Now I expect ALL of you (yeah even you Katy's Ego) to spread out on the internets and post your undying love, devotion and adoration to me immediately at the venue of your choice (of course I prefer the Baseball Nerd or Daily Kos as the approved vehicle for such adoration and worship) AND I want you to go forth and post nasty things about those on Keith's Ego's enemy list. Understood? Get busy--you have work to do.

LK said...

Accept my most humble apologies oh great KO's Ego. Oh right, you don't know the meaning of humble do you?

marinara said...

Keith is having less and less influence at the Daily Kos. His last diary only garnered 388 comments, and 689 tips. It's usually over a thousand comments and tips.

The Ego's shine is wearing thin, so it's up to us to register there and burnish his image with all the support and fawning comments we can muster.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

See, that's what I'm talking about. Keith Olbermann's Ego needs fans who love The Ego unconditionally, who join in The Ego's fights with foes and understand that above all else, The Ego knows love, praise, understanding, and lots and lots and lots of fawning. Glad to see that Marinara has joined the battle and will no doubt be posting swooning emails declaring her undying love and devotion to The Ego. The Ego expects no less.