Sunday, May 10, 2009

Where was Katy Tur while Keith Olbermann was at the White House Correspondents' dinner?



So I know the fans are interested in knowing where Keith Olbermann's Ego's girlfriend, Katy Tur, was last night while The Ego was hobnobbing with B-List celebs. Wonder no more. Katy was here. That's right, for the next five weeks she'll be chasing tornadoes. (To see the fabulousness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego's girlfriend, click on "The Gadgets" to see video of Katy in action.) The Ego just wants to point out that Katy's new job, working with The Weather Channel, a subsidiary of NBC-Universal is purely non-coincidental.

And what will The Ego be doing the next five weeks as Katy chases tornadoes? The Ego will be chasing whatever he likes. As it should be.

15 comments:

LK said...

The weather channel has had to lay a bunch of their reporters off. All the MSNBC Weather Plus meterologists lost their jobs when NBC brought TWC. And Katy who has no training either as a journalist or as a meterologist is now a stormchaser? To add insult to injury, she's actually bragging about her utter lack of experience chasing storms. Must be nice to be Olbermann's squeeze huh? No recession in that position.

Anonymous said...

Her talents off-camera must be very impressive because from what I've seen she's utterly talentless on-camera. Not to mention her buck-teeth.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia said...

Hey Ego, I know everyone is a "b-list" celeb compared to the greatness that is yourself, but Will Arnett and is lovely wife Amy Poehler are no b-list slouches!

Katy Tur's climb to network stardom is nothing compared the metoric rise that is Luke Russert. Ahhh--good 'ol nepotism. Recently laid-off NBC-U & weather channel folks---F! U! Hahahahahahaha!

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Look people, none of those weather channel/nbc/msnbc and other 'bc people were living with the Ego. So therefore the Ego does not have to worry himself with their problems. However, if any of them are really hot, y-o-u-n-g babes, then by all means, submit a resume to The Ego and I will consider you for the position of The Ego's girlfriend, ahem, if the position should open up.

And people, please try to understand that The Ego needed to get The Girlfriend a job: she has expensive taste. She just hooked the Ego up with a Hickey-Freeman tuxedo: you think those things come cheap? Do you have any idea how many baseball cards The Ego could have purchased with that money? And that's just what she picked out for me. You won't believe the crap, uhm, stuff she picks our for herself. How could that crap cost so much and still look so cheap? Oh right, The Ego likes cheap on a woman. Anywho, The Girlfriend needed a better paying job, something more lucrative than a weekend job at a CW affiliate in NYC. So for the next five-weeks or until she's sucked up in a tornado, she's got a full-time job. Plus she's many states away in flyover land. And that my friends, is just as the Ego likes it.

Anonymous said...

Hey Ego. Why are looking so sloushed? Thought you had a 'undocumented head injury' that made the Ego an illiterate moron incapable of driving, flying and drinking? And what's with the Hussein lover in the second picture? Did he beat your fat ass after the picture for breathing on his little gal for the night? And just how many PETA ANIMAL'S did PETA MURDER in their slaughter cell's for your 'AWNING,'I mean TUXTENTO.

Kinda stupid if you ask me said...

Is he trying to kill her? What kind of man would let his girlfriend do something so dangerous?

Up Close & Personal said...

Katy Tur IS Tally Atwater. Hey Ego, that would make you Robert Redford!

formby said...

I was going to say that she seemed to have disappeared from WPIX. So, they gave her a try and it probably just didn't work out. She did not have half the talent that the other reporters had, I assume that's why it didn't work out.

Oh, dear, what will Keith do for sex when Katy isn't around? Back to the porn on Showtime, I guess.

LK said...

His head looks 2x the size of Will Arnett in that photo. Oh right, it has to contain The Ego.

Anonymous said...

Check out the NY Post today. Seems celeb spawn Luke Russert isn't even bothering to show up for his pie job with NBC.

Anonymous said...

So if am related to someone famous at NBC or if I screw 'em I could get a job too? Great where do I apply?

marinara said...

The Ego has already set itself up on the show tonight, to have the NY Post print something nasty about him. He gave Richard Johnson of Page Six the bronze in Worst Persons, so when they "go after him" by the end of the week (as he has now predicted) over Katy, he can just claim it's because he named Johnson one of the WP's.

LK said...

He so wants to blame them for the Katy thing. Anything to get the heat off of himself.

Anonymous said...

Bad Monday for the folks at 30 Rock. First they get blasted for Luke Russert's non-working job and then word comes of Katy's TWC hook-up.

Anonymous said...

Katy is a "fag-hag"...Someone for Keith to make the public think he is straight...But then again, Keith, there's nothing wrong with being gay and out!