Thursday, July 9, 2009

Ann Coulter Lies

Ann Coulter lies. Habitually. So where she says this about Keith Olbermann's Ego?
Soon we'll only hear about Keith when his creepy e-mails using his mother's death to hit on chicks start making the rounds again. (Tip to Keith: When a girl refuses to give you her phone number, her assistant's phone number or her personal e-mail address, and only gives you her assistant's e-mail address, you're not halfway in the sack.)
Lies. I mean Keith Olbermann's Ego has the twenty-something hotness that is Katy Tur at home. Why on earth would he want to stray from that? And besides. Keith Olbermann enjoys quite the reputation as a ladies' man. And no woman in her right mind would refuse an offer from the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. See, lies.

(Hat tip to Marinara Marcia because The Ego would never ever stoop to read anything at Ann Coulter's website. You know, unless it was about Keith Olbermann).

12 comments:

LK said...

Coulter could be lying here. But I bet she's not. She sounds as if she's seen the emails herself. When will he learn to stop conducting booty calls via email?

Anonymous said...

Did Coulter make WPITW tonight?

marinara said...

Thanks for the hat tip, KOE, but what are you thanking me for? I didn't find this Coulter thing.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Marinara you know the Ego would never ever make a mistake. Except you know, when some sort of underling reported something to him incorrectly like The Ego's lying eyes. Many apologies to Marcia (who has now been correctly credited) for tidbit.

Marcia x3 said...

Marinara, Marcia---we must all seem alike as we bask in the glory that is Keith Olbermann!

I acutally came across it reading OlbermannWatch. I read OW from time to time just to see how nutty the wingnuts are. I've never been to the ManCoulter site before. Even though we all know she is a lying sack of crap---based on his past "dating habits" I think the KO tidbit feels like it could be true, sadly.

Marcia x3 said...

Fans from the Olberfann blog found this gift item from the NBC store (trust me, worth every penny of the $22):

http://tinyurl.com/nc7q6w

Anonymous said...

I would think Ego would be HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY now that MJ is moon walking in HELL. Now your BLOATED outer shell can be #1 in sleeping with underage children since Katy is getting old and used up on her road trips and daily bar jaunt's.

Zak said...

You Republitards are so f**king stupid, its pathetic. Why the hell would Keith (or anyone for that matter) WANT to read Mann Coulter's website? It shows just how dense you are when you think someone who say "New York City liberal women are jealous of Sarah Palin" has a legitimate point to make. NYC women aren't jealous of a quitter. The only one jealous of Palin is Coulter who wishes she had as much relevance in the media as her.

LK said...

That bobblehead looks more like David Letterman than it does Keith

Marcia x3 said...

With intern-girl gone, at least we have Jason Bateman to give us insight into the greatness (and weirdness) that is Keith:

"Nowadays, Bateman has shifted his interests to healthier obsessions like baseball. In fact, he even attends sporting events with pal Keith Olbermann, who has a penchant for the numbers.

“We go to Dodgers games and he spends the entire time keeping score, not saying a word,” Bateman said. “It’s perfect.” "

http://tinyurl.com/l6cper

marinara said...

"Doesn't say a word"???

He's lying.

marinara said...

Goddamn it, Keith's Ego! Did you take the night off so you would not have to answer Colbert's challenge? Geez, there is no WPITW if you're not there! I would hate to think that my hero is such a coward.