Friday, July 24, 2009

A correction from Keith Olbermann's Ego

No, Keith Olbermann's Ego does not make mistakes (ever, got that?). However, the Ego would like to make a correction on behalf ot this idiot from New Jersey:
When MSNBC's Keith Olbermann was introduced at Yankee Stadium to provide play-by-play for the Old Timers' Day game and drew a round of boos and hisses usually reserved for elected officials who show up at the ballpark to toss out the ceremonial first pitch.
Correction. Those were "oohs" not "boos". Those people were simply awed to be in the actual presence of The Greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. That is all.


Marcia x3 said...

Check out Olbermann's baseball nerd blog--pictures & insipid passages about his neice & nephew. It's very Palin-like the way he's "pimping" these kids...just plain creepy.

I remember when he first hooked up with Ms. Tur, he went on and on about how he couldn't wait to start having kids. I guess with the ManCoulter blurb about him using his dead mother as a pick up line, he had to do a little damage control. Luckily his neice & nephew are adorable and don't mind the free trip to Cooperstown.

What's funny is Olbermann whines about how his nephew, at age 11, got to go into a broadcast booth 5 years earlier than he did. That's our Keith, petty jealously of his own 11 year old nephew that HE got into the broadcast booth in the first place. NICE! You stay classy Keith!

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

The Ego is not pimping those kids Marica. The Ego is humanizing himself, you know, putting himself out there on the same level as mere mortals to prove how close he is to his family (now that dead old mom is dead) despite rumors to the contrary.

marinara said...

The guy blamed the boos and hisses from the crowd on the general feeling of the public towards all of the mainstream media. It was very kind of him, wasn't it Keith, that he did not attribute it to the Great Ego's personality? Could've been both.

Yeah, he said he wanted kids but Katy wasn't ready. I guess she still isn't ready. If he really wants to have kids with her, he should stop finding employment for her so far from home.

I can't figure why he's putting his niece and nephew out there like he is. Is that supposed to make him seem like a family man? Why should he care? Maybe he's the one getting ready, by getting used to having kids around.

I don't think he likes kids, and if he wants them at all, it's only so he can believe that The Ego will live on through them.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

The greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego will live on for generations to come, with or without The Ego actually reproducing.