Saturday, January 9, 2010

Jay, Conan, or Keith Olbermann's Ego?

So apparently NBC is trying to either get rid of Conan O'Brien or push back his show and give Leno another shot in the 11:30 time slot. Or someone could end up going to Fox. Now normally The Ego would advise anyone against going to Fox but in this case, The Ego has an idea. Keith Olbermann's Ego believes that what NBC should do is give the Ego his own talk show. I mean think about the possibilities. What does Keith Olbermann's Ego love to do more than anything else? No, the answer is NOT eat. It's talking people. Talking. And the Ego has always dreamed he could one day grow up and be just like Tom Snyder (go look him up people). So Keith Olbermann's Ego would like to invite one of these guys to go to Fox, please go to Fox. That way the Ego gets his own talk show.

5 comments:

Greyfawn said...

Ego, you'd just get tired of a talk show like you're obviously getting tired of Countdown. Besides. You're probably safer changing the format of Countdown, if that's what you want, and staying at MSNBC, considering that cable networks do much better than broadcast.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

How dare you insinuate that the Ego is bored! The Ego is never bored, at least not with himself. With other people and jobs? Abso-fucking-lutely.

Anonymous said...

And boy does it show lately on CD.

marinara said...

No, Keith's Ego! You would be horrible at a talk show! Don't even think about it!

So, what were you doing in an NBC executives' office today? Trying to work out a deal to do that? Or getting a dressing-down for not showing up for work two days a week, every week?

BTW, give Jay anything he wants. I don't care what happens to Conan. His hair is annoying.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Trying to get Katy another job or at least a FULL-TIME job. The Ego needs his "me" time if you know what I mean.