Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Musings of the Ego-Twit


New post to discuss the most recent (and often incoherent) ramblings of the Ego-Twit.

17 comments:

LK said...

Ego I just can't read the Ego-Twit anymore.

Greyfawn said...

Okay, get ready for a disappointment. Alexi (the one the Ego-Twit actually e-mailed) is openly gay. Not sure the Ego has the requisite anatomy to turn her on. :-)

Anonymous said...

But that's OK. DCDebbie has gone private with her tits...err I mean her tweets. You now have to ask permission to see them. Guess someone tipped her off to the fact that her plans for a rendezvous with The Ego were being watched.

This looks interesting. If someone's trying to entrap him, we'll soon know.

Anonymous said...

Oh, here's what DC Debbie says her life is like on her blog: http://dcdebbie.com/

See, she lives a double life. On one hand, she's a reclusive selfless slavish worker for a nonprofit organization who has a lot of horrible private family issues she agonizes about and has no time for a social life. On the other, she's a freespirited, sexually uninhibited Internet hottie (who, if she is to be believed, because of her reclusive, self-sacrificing lifestyle, must confine her smokin'-hawt sex life to the Internets).

This dichotomy seems to have utterly enraptured her online male fans--not only Keith, but Roger Ebert (as you can see). Kind of a two-in-one madonna/whore package. They can lust after her online without guilt, because, see, she's got this Really Serious Depressing Real Life with Lots of Issues, so she has an excuse for exuding a come-hither slutty persona online.

I noticed that Janx (aka "Skanx") seems to have the same entrancing vibe going--she claims to be an EMT, so, as she said once in one of her tweets, "I'm a fucking hero." How can you slut-shame someone who might be coming to your house one day when you call 911 to save your poor miserable life? Right??

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Lesbian? You mean she was just trying to use the Ego to get to Rachel? That's okay though. You know why? There's nothing a guy likes better than watching girl-on-girl action.

Greyfawn said...

Actually, I'm pretty sure he knew she was gay. She's the daughter of a baseball manager friend of his. And there hasn't been much contact with DC Debbie since she outed her age.

marinara said...

Anon #1, you and I think alike. I posted something similar to what you said about DC Debbie in the other Twit thread.

Anon #2, thanks for summarizing DC Debbie's web page, because her bandwidth limit has been exceeded, and I can't see it for myself.

Anonymous said...

DCDebbie has gotten lots of compliments for living her life of self-sacrifice and caring for other people who cannot take care of themselves (including a sister) while depending on Twitter as her sole social outlet and connection to the outside world. Sorry, but while the work she does may be commendable, I don't see why she has to tell the world about it. I smell posturing and it doesn't smell good.

It also reminds me a bit of "The Anchoress"--you know, that right-wing nutball woman who fancies herself rather like some kind of cloistered nun of the right wing, who blogs regularly about how the rest of us should live our lives. The difference is that DCDebbie is completely the other way: she believes people should do whatever floats their boat in life, public judgment be damned. For her pithy utterances on this topic, she is much praised.

But Greyfawn may be right about DCDebbie--that she's just too old for The Ego. Being part of The Ego's harem appears to be kind of like being a member of that old musical group Menudo: they used to kick boys out when they reached age 15, I think. The Ego seems to kick girls out when they reach 26.

If you look at who he follows, the majority of them seem to have the number "22" somewhere in their bios.

bunny said...

This promo perfectly profiles all that makes the Ego "the Ego":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDSKCqDIXz0

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Bunny, you say Ego like it's a bad thing.

Someone had to say it said...

I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who isn't buying DC Debbie's tells of self-sacrifice and woe. The thing is, on the internet you can be anyone you want to be, even if that personna has nothing to do with the real you at all.

Also, I think she's older than she claims and from her selective photography (boobs, face, and feet only)--I bet she's a porker who is selectively highlighting her best features while avoiding the fact she weighs a ton.

LK said...

I really hope he hooks up with her. Imagine the hilarity that will ensue when he dumps her and she spills her guts to the world and Roger Ebert.

LK said...

How many times must the Ego Twit remind us that he's so special that he gets to set with either the GM in the dugout or in the press box?

Anonymous said...

Debbie Does DC has unblocked her profile.

Greyfawn said...

Ego-Twit is bored now. After a few weeks of almost-constant tweeting (even during his show), apparently he's bored and has moved on. Either that or he's been warned about the pickups, etc. Everyone at MSNBC has a Twitter account, but he was the only one using it socially. That has suddenly stopped.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Au contraire Greyfawn. You see the Ego is now able to conduct his socializing in private through Direct Messages if he and his lady friends follow one another, and as you can see, the Ego follows quite a few lady friends (actually that's not really true, because you see, the Ego is really into the wild child-type, not prissy and prim ladies). And the best part? The Ego can do all of this and not even the women he follows catch on because it's all done in private.

Greyfawn said...

Ummm, the Ego-Twit follows more men than women. Not sure what that might mean.