Friday, April 30, 2010

A Public Service Announcement for Keith Olbermann Fans



As a public service announcement, Keith Olbermann's Ego sends this out to his crazy, cat-loving fans. Yeah, the Ego knows your out there. You and all 97 of your crazy cats. Let this serve as a warning to you all. Also, a reminder that Keith Olbermann's Ego is very allergic to cats. And dogs. But that doesn't mean he still doesn't love pussy...cats.

16 comments:

marinara said...

Why are all those cats black? Where are the white cats? Why do you hate white kitties, Ego?

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

The Ego hates white kitties too.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I love my cats! If I had to choose between cats and the Ego, I would pick cats!

Greyfawn said...

Anonymous, I second that. Cats are every bit as self-serving and self-centered, but at least they're fuzzy...no, wait. :-)

Greyfawn said...

OMG this is the BEST!! He interviewed an AZ politician tonight who was wearing a VERY revealing dress. Guess who he follows now?
Honestly, I swear the guy has NO use for women other than the boobie-parts.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

It isn't a crime to be a boob man.

Greyfawn said...

Maybe not a crime, Ego, but when you view the two sexes as "Men" and "Boobs", there might be some issues there. :-)

marinara said...

LOL! Show me your po-po's--I mean papers!

sal said...

I've refrained from commenting on the Thurber segments until now since I know it's his last link/memories to his Dad, but am I the only one creeped out by these?
It's like Mr. Rogers meets Alfred Hitchcock!
I realize my NON-Ivy league degree has not prepared me to fully understand the intricacies & subtleties of the Thurber works, but it sure seems that each one portrays the females as either hysterical, stupid or mean. And why does every female voice sound just like his Laura Ingraham impression????
These make me miss the "good old days" when the show closed with the likes of the American Idol princess or even, for heaven sakes, Paul D. Tompkins!

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

But isn't every woman either hysterical, stupid or mean? That's why the Ego loves Thurber. 1-dimension characters. That's how the Ego likes them (just so long as they have a nice rack and meet minimum (at least 18) and maximum (25-30) age requirements.

Greyfawn said...

Ok, Sal, you want creepy? WHAT is UP with all of the pictures of the Yankee Staduim demolition? He has promised to stop; he has been begged to stop, he has been informed that he's upsetting people, yet he keeps posting these pics. WHY?? Okay - I know it was important in his life and all that but.... Deal with it, okay? Get some help. OK. Done venting. Thanks. :-)

justme said...

Ego-twit's advice on how to deal w/women:

@CJNitkowski Flirt. Flirt, flirt, flirt. Double entendres. Wink every once in awhile.

(CJ's wife said "Foreplay starts outside the bedroom. CJ was clueless as to what this meant. Makes two of them.)

bunny said...

More of Katy's literary brilliance:

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/New-Law-Would-Make-Organ-Donation-an-Opt-Out-Process-92239514.html

bunny said...

Separate entry:

http://www.asylum.com/2010/04/13/hot-girls-of-the-weather-channel/

If this was posted elsewhere here, I do apologize.

Keith Olbermann's Ego said...

Justme, are you daring to suggest that The Ego-Twit's advice is anything less than brilliant? Why wouldn't women want to flirt and hear a good double entendre every now and then? It's what makes the Ego such a hit with these young babes (that and $$$--as it should be).

Anonymous said...

Flirting, double entendres, and winking are great, but a girl can get those at a bar on any given night. And a pile of cash doesn't keep anyone warm at night, as our Twitter Hero probably knows. Maybe he needs to hand out Snuggies to house guests as foreplay outside the bedroom?