and not Katy Tur's dammit. So why are you people looking up information about Katy Tur's Ego and not Keith Olbermann's Ego? My good friend Flowergirl over at this website recommended a while back that I get a stat counter for this blog. Let me tell you, it was love at first site for Keith Olbermann's Ego because there's nothing the Ego loves more than checking out who is checking The Ego out. But lately the Ego has noticed that more people are landing at this website while looking for info on Katy Tur than they are on The Ego. This hurts the Ego deeply.
Key search terms over the last week have included Katy Tur, Katy Tur breakup, Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur breaking up, Did Keith Olbermann and Katy Tur break up, Keith Olbermann girlfriend breakup, Katy Tur Weather Channel, Katy Tur + Keith Olbermann + broken up, Who is Keith Olbermann dating in 2010, Katy Tur Anchorwoman, Katy Tur girlfriend, Keith Olbermann girlfriend, Tur, Olbermann break-up, and my personal favorite, lou dobbs is fat. Okay that last one had nothing to do with the Ego but neither do all of these damned searches about Katy Tur!
Who cares about Katy Tur? Certainly not Keith Olbermann's Ego anymore. Sure once upon a time The Ego dedicated one of his books to her, even revealed that she called him "Bear" (it sounded a lot classier than Sugar Daddy the Ego realizes now). But that was then. This is now and the Ego is a single man once again. Let Katy Tur's Ego get her own damn blog and she can update all of you on her status. But this blog belongs to me, the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. And this blog has absolutely nothing to do with Katy Tur (not any more); it is all about me me me, Keith Olbermann's Ego, as it should be.
(And confidentially to those Olbermann Ego fans in Toledo, Ohio, Lancaster, Pennsylvania and some town in Texas the Ego has never heard of: Do you people have lives? I mean 30 plus visits in 24 hours is a little obsessive don't you think? Ha ha. Just kidding. The Ego loves that you're so obsessed with the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Keep it up. Hell, make this your homepage if you want: The Ego enjoys people who are as obsessed with Keith Olbermann as Keith Olbermann's Ego is obsessed with its own greatness).
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Mr. Ego, Inquiring minds want to know if you are now accepting applications for your next girlfriend? It would be a shame to let those killer Yankees seats go to waste this season.
I'll be running a classified ad later to fill this very important position. Stalkers, feel free to reach me via the usual outlets.
If you were serious about having kids, look for a lady in her early 30's. You need someone more mature to keep you in line, Keith's Ego. That child could not handle the job.
We know you secretly want a mother figure to dominate you. It just can't be someone too old to pop out of couple for you.
Oddly enough, Keith's Ego, "Bear" is Katy's middle name. I am not making this up. That is her legal middle name. I think maybe you just like to think she was calling you that.
Again, no more mention of Katy Tur on the Ego's blog-ever again. She has been swept clear from the Ego's life (but boy did she put a dent in the Ego's checkbook). And a woman in her 30's? Are you out of your mind Marinara. The Ego is a major television star. He owns MSNBC dammit. Do you think he'd settle for a woman who was *just* 20 years younger than he was? No, no one over the age of 29 need apply. And that's pushing it. The Ego prefers something in the 20-25 range if you please.
Hey, Mr. Keith Bear, I am sure you'll soon find someone else with an ego as great as your own. Maybe she will be a just as brilliant and beautiful, pancake-making, long-back-loving twenty-something-year-old. Whatever the Ego wants. Yeah, big breasts and blonde hair included.
Have you ever thought about changing your game though because it's not working for you, not that there is anything wrong with living alone with a bunch of cats. Clearly following women around a la Lobo and calling them whoreasses a la Carey aren't getting the results you want. Just a friendly suggestion cause your fans are rooting for you on the love front and only wish the Ego every happiness in life.
Sorry to hear about your dad.
I do not for a minute believe that Keith's Ego truly wants children. Children would distract attention away from the greatness that is the Ego. They would rip up his magazines and drool on his baseball cards. Unless they were like soap opera children that would be born, go away to boarding school, and come back all grown up. :-)
Greyfawn understands the greatness that is Keith Olbermann's Ego. Of course The Ego would like to leave behind evidence of his greatness in the form of children but without having to actually be around the insufferable little wretches every single day.
Looks like somebody figured it out but y'all have not yet put 2 and 2 together. Bear was not Katy's nickname for the Ego. Bear was the Ego's nickname for Katy. When he dedicated his last book to her he wasn't signing it "I love you, (from your) Bear" or whatever, he was saying "I love you, (my) Bear."
And it's not because the Ego called her Bear as short for Pookie Bear or something sickening like that. Bear really is her middle name. Weirdly enough it is also her brother's middle name. Creepy.
Who knows why their parents gave both their kids the same middle name or why the name was Bear? Maybe it's a family name. Or maybe they thought of themselves as hippies like the Phoenix family that gave their kids names like River and Rain and Summer (and then gave them middle names like Joan of Arc). Or just weird Palin names like Track, Trig, Willow, Piper, Snip, Snap and Snurr. But if that were so it kinda makes you wonder how they ended up with first names as ordinary as they did.
Maybe bears were just their favorite animal. But Bear as the middle name for both their kids? Dudes, get some imagination.
The Ego hasn't said anything to confirm or deny for sure yet, but from her airport video and his census form it sure does look like his cuddly "Bear" is no longer shitting in his woods. You would think it would be a big point of pride to The Ego to finally be able to fill out a census by saying he is living with someone. He was so proud when she first moved in after all. If anything the only thing he'd be ashamed of is not yet being able to list her as his wife and put in the names of their many kids. Which I would hope would be something other than Bear or Deer or Fox or Raccoon or Skunk.
Perhaps The Ego should speak to the Xerox Corporation. They might be able to help you with some sort of color copier.
All right. Correction. The actual dedication of his last book was to Bob and Ray. The acknowledgment (a list of thanks) was "and last and foremost, Katy Tur, who managed the seemingly mutually exclusive roles of girlfriend and editor. My eternal thanks, Bear."
Sorry for the mention, Ego, but I tend to be a stickler for accuracy. Guess who is my role model? :-)
You are 100% correct, Anon. Her brother's middle name is also "Bear". Don't know how that slipped my mind. Maybe their parents were just really patriotic Californians.
Keith seems a lot happier now, doesn't he?
I must be a slack fan or lack research skills but how the hell did you people find out what her middle name was and that of her brother?
There are ways, and I prefer not to reveal mine. Could get me into trouble.
Yes, you're right, Marinara. He does seem a lot happier now. He smiles more and laughs a lot more easily. Of course, it may be relief that the ordeal with his dad is over, too.
And I also wondered about the patriotic California thing. Or maybe they are fans of Chicago football? Both of the kids would be ... da Bears. The Ego is not going to like this continuing thread of conversation.... :-)
Greyfawn is right. Katy's Ego is just on the thanks list, he didn't dedicate the book to her. But it was still insane because whether or not the roles of girlfriend and editor are mutually exclusive, any role as an "editor" has to be a joke when we are talking about Katy.
OK, so he said "My eternal thanks, Bear." But the point is made. He was saying "My eternal thanks, Bear" the same way if your friend Joe helped you, you might say "My eternal thanks, Joe."
Well I guess we will see now how "eternal" the Ego's thanks truly are.
Oh, and how do I know her middle name and her brother's is Bear? No big deep dark secret. It says so on her dad's wiki page. The citation is the California birth records.
And if this is a way to show your state pride, to give your kids the middle name Bear, I can just imagine what middle name you give your kids to show state pride if they are born in New Jersey. Snooki?
Her middle name should have been Golddigger for easier identificaton purposes.
You see, Ego? Please don't take away our Kety-bashing. We enjoy it too much.
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